I am a human living in a world of humans. I am pretty empirical about most things but I can't prove it. I get my kicks from my boots. I am pretty bad at writing these this as I tend to fall back on bad jokes and broken puns.
In general I am never truly happy with what I produce as I always strive for perfection, and have been known to delete entire photo albums/ profiles/ songs halfway through completion. If you are reading this then you probably won't be reading it in another week or so.
This self promotion really isn't my cup of chai.
When I'm not saving the universe from alien mutant samurai robots I can usually be found hugging a banjo or a bass guitar in the hopes that someone somewhere will think I have talent and offer me money for my comfort blanket of a hobby.
I used to have really long hair until one day I decided not to any more.
I am unable to grow a moustache.
I own a monkey outfit and wearing it can take over my personality (like Venom or Carnage from Spiderman)
I am a huge geek (although my profile picture makes me look more like a football thug).
I always have to fall sleep facing the outside of the bed regardless of which side I am on. Thus I am a spoonee rather than a spooner.
I get very concerned that I do not use commas correctly (any people with a qualification in English are welcome to send me a message with guidelines).
Favourite drinks are (alphabetically): bourbon, coffee, Real ale, red wine, the tears of my vanquished battle opponents.
I know what a homophone is (There is a secret society of people. Their function is to use homophones in every conversation they're involved in).
I think that's enough for now.