All you need to know is that you'll love me... absolutely ADORE ME, if given half the chance.

Alright, some people don't love me, but they still think I rock.

I'm 27, living in Hayden Lake, and working a dead-end job while I relentlessly chip away at whatever misgivings I have about writing a real novel. I consider myself a writer, even though I've yet to be published, and don't have any actual experience other than a pile of short stories.

I enjoy the simple CDA and Spokane night scene, and I'm especially enjoying the myriad rock concerts that have been going on in this area lately. I wouldn't be surprised if I'd be recognized as that drunken fool who's making an ass out of himself trying to look cool. I try to enjoy myself in whatever I'm doing, so I'll pretty often act like a fool in order to do it. I call it confidence, some people call it embarrassing.

I'm not really looking for anything serious, so gathering a new group of friends to go out with would be excellent.

Planning the violent, bloody overthrow of the sickness known as sanity.

People tell me I'm a pretty humorous guy. Most of the time I think I'm pretty much just a doofus and other people enjoy laughing at me. Either way, people end up wanting to hang out, so something's working.

I can also write well.

Intensity. Pure, macho, heady intensity.

Stephen King, Fight Club, Anything but rap and punk, meat.

Friends, internet videogames, music, comic books, and my Predator bobble-head.

Stories. Either ones I should write, am currently writing, or just randomly popping through my head for entertainment.

Messing around on the computer until someone calls and tells me they're going out. It's hit or miss sometimes.

I'm a geek. Hardcore geek. I can hide it well when I need too, but damn I'm such a freakin' geek.

You are not boring. I like interesting things. Send me some trivia or something. Google a damn joke for god's sake.