Humor is a large part of my life which makes it hard for me to
stand people who are too serious. Ignorant people amuse me to no
end. I enjoy the small pleasures in life (Like a beer after work or
seeing a friend laugh deeply). I think the people you call friends
are the truest indicator of the type of person you are. Shame is a
word that is not in my vocabulary, as many as a friend embarrassed
out in public with me can attest. I enjoy reading a newspaper
rather than watching the news. While I love this modern age of
technology, I sometimes feel I should of been born in the Middle
Ages or during the Renaissance.
PS - Fair disclosure: I have tattoos, ride a motorcycle and yell at
the TV when football is on. I also watch romantic comedies of my
own accord and snuggle the crap out my kitten. Just so you know.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the tech industry.
I’m really good at
Unrelenting sarcasm and playful insults aimed at my friends.
Also, oddly enough, bowling. I worked at a bowling alley for a year or so and picked up the hobby. I bowl in leagues when I have the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Cliche answer number one: My smile. I have wonderful dimples so I'm
told. I'm a hit with everybody's grandmother.
Not so cliche answer number two: I'm slightly loud and outgoing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a regular book worm and have been since childhood. My favorite
genres are fantasy, science fiction, biographies and articles
written many years ago about how the future would be. Apparently I
missed the memo about flying cars.
My movie knowledge is embarrassingly small. I promise I try to
rectify it with the help of the dollar theater and Netflix.
Modern Family, New Girl, Happy Endings, It's Always Sunny, Psych,
Bones, Supernatural and a few others I always stay up to date with.
I enjoy an intelligent comedy. Or a stupid one.
I grew up listening to classic rock (Blame the parents who got
started late because of doctorate school) In my teen years I found
classical, alternative, a flavoring of rap and some country.
I'm Italian so Italian food and home cooking run in my blood.
Mexican and Chinese round out my favorites.
The six things I could never do without
A good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The same stuff everyone thinks about. The future, the next prank
you'll play in an ever escalating prank war at the office, what to
watch on Netflix next... The normal stuff.
Also, how come I can never get on 4G my phone. Why?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Debating going out with friends or staying at home. The eternal
question... usually decided by drink specials versus how addicted I
currently am to a series on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know if there has ever been once that I have done laundry
and had matching pairs of socks.
You should message me if
You would like to. How are we going to talk if neither of us
messages the other?