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CriscoWild

29 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Chris.

I think of myself as funny and witty but lacking the ability to self-motivate.

Ideally, I'd like to find girls on here that will stay up late with me so we can talk a lot on Skype. Maybe if we're really lucky, we can even play games and/or make out. How fun would that be?

Oh, I usually don't message people unless their chat is turned on. That's mostly what I'm looking for when I browse; someone I can talk to instantly. If you see me looking and I haven't said anything, that's why.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eat.
Sleep.
Watch TV.
Play video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brazilian jiu-jitsu, finding excuses to eat out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mexican food
2. Women
3. Video games
4. Friends
5. Martial arts
6. Fruit smoothies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the fuck I can't just say hi to someone without them assuming I want to date them or have sex with them. Like, can I not just be friendly? Can I not just fucking say hi and try to have a conversation without being rejected? I say hi and you tell me I'm not a good fit for you romantically. Like, WTF is that? Stuck up bitches get the fuck out of here.

It's shit like this that makes me wish I was gay.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at home talking to people on Skype.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never beaten a Star Fox game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're bored and you want to talk, get at me. I will respond to anyone.

If you regularly watch any of the TV shows that I watch, let's talk. I'd love to find someone I can have conversations with about these things. Someone who actually has something to say. I want someone I can speculate with!