21/04/12 Just slept through obligation to attend 'a night of burlesque' in Blackheath. Win.
5/05/12 Vodka and I have just fallen out for the third time in three weeks...
10/5/12 I love lamp.
24/05/12 New Year’s resolution to eat more fish progressing very, very well. As of last night the grand total stands at five.
13/06/12 Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten
7/07/12 Fish are friends. Not food.
13/12/12 God, the Snowman 2... save us
10/04/13 Yes we all like Game of Thrones. It's agreed people.