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Cromwelll

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a comedian that's taking a short break from the stage to find his funny again, but comedy is why I moved to NY, and it's still my greatest love. I was a Field Organizer for Obama's grassroots campaign (the 2012 version), and now I work for a swanky bar in Midtown Manhattan. I'm just trying to get through this life like everyone else: by hanging on to as many moments of brilliance as possible. I think sex is brilliant. I think wine is brilliant. I think laughter, and love, and joy, and redemption are all brilliant. I think Doctor Who is brilliant. If there is a fictional character that best matches my real life temperment it would be the 11th Doctor (if you know who that is you're on the right profile). Ancient and young, fluctuating between joy and rage, wickedly intelligent and goofy, and more curious than cautious. That's me. Just a mad man, no box (unfortunately).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pursuing comedy. I'm trying to figure out if I want to attend Grad School. I'd like to keep working on political campaigns, but I love to perform. Then there is my new found love of mixology... My heart is torn. Mostly, I'm doing what everyone is also trying to do: be remembered.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-I'm a good comedian. If I didn't believe that I wouldn't be pursuing it.
-I'm a pretty smooth talker. I've talked the pants off a fair amount of people (figuratively and the literally).
-I'm a pretty good actor, but I don't really do that much any more.
-I'm a pretty decent athlete though the years are beginning to show a bit.
-I'm a great drinker. I'll put everyone under the table.
-I make a wicked Margarita.
-I'm a hell of a lot of fun.
-I'm brave, I think. In a way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just cut my long curly hair, so I really have no idea anymore. After we go out you can give me a hint.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big Kurt Vonnegut fan.

I love The Wire, and Breaking Bad, and on and on and on; but Doctor Who is my favorite show of all time.

The Dark Knight Trilogy is pretty much what I think of as the definition of quality film making.

I read the entire "A song of Ice and Fire" series in 7 weeks.

I love The Killers. I have no explanation for this.

Important Note: If you do not like Casablanca, this is not going to work.

I have many other favorites, but isn't that what first dates are for?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kurt Vonnegut
Romance (in that Manhattan/Gershwin kind of way ... Manhattan is a Woody Allen movie. If you haven't seen it why not take a moment to download it illegally and watch an awesome flick. Go on. I'll wait.)
Good Beer / Liquor/ Wine
Friends
My Nook
My Cellphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want my life to matter. I spend a lot of time worrying that it won't...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually drinking, and spending time with friends, if i'm not doing comedy... Or while I'm doing comedy. At this point they are very much the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've lost a lot of people in my life, and given away large chunks of my heart that I haven't necessarily gotten back. I'm not always the easiest person to get along with, sometimes I even hurt people, but I promise I'm never boring. I hope my flaws only make me that much more compelling.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- If you have a netflix addiction, and like old movies, and laughing, and general madness... and especially if you love The Doctor.

-Message me if you like good wine, and making all kinds of bad decisions on nights you'll never remember, and hope will never end.

-You enjoy sex because we're all adults, and sex is life affirming.

-If you're nice, because there aren't enough of you out there in the world and I'd like to collect as many of you as I can.

-If your hearts been broken, but you're not giving up just yet.