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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:49pm
Black, Native American, White
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a comic. I don't know if that's a personality, but it seems to sum me up pretty well.

Comedy is the only thing I have ever truly loved.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Comedy. I try to do a lot of comedy. Open mics as often as I can (or can tolerate) and any bar show that will book me. If you know how to get a club booking I'd love a hint.

I might want to to grad school, but right now, I'm in love with the grind.

To keep the lights on I sling drinks at a swanky bar in Midtown Manhattan. It's fun, but it cuts into my joke time.

I run a weekly stand-up showcase in Bushwick. It's very good. You should come.

I'd like to write for television, but who wouldn't.

Trying to be more motivated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling Jokes, and getting drunk. Usually at the same time.

I can go on truly captivating political rants.

Talking. I once convinced a republican in Colorado to canvas for Obama. It took all the charm in my body.

I like to think I'm good at Destiny. I am not.

I like to think I have a Destiny. We'll see.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't really get to notice me. I sort of just announce myself.

If they notice anything, it's probably the confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I cherish the words of Kurt Vonnegut:

“Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

I love Bojack Horseman, and Peaky Blinders and Doctor Who, and Daredevil... and a lot of other shit.

I will tell you about all of my movie preferences in detail, but only if I think you care. I will not torture you with my fandom because I think that should be considered assault, and punishable by law.

Guardians of the Galaxy is my favorite movie of the past five years..

The MCU is becoming my religion.

I read the entire "Song of Ice and Fire" series in 7 weeks.

My musical tastes are so all over the place that they tend to give people motion sickness. Eclectic, if you will.

Casablanca is my favorite film of all time.

My favorite food is Tequila.

I have many other favorites, but isn't that what first dates are for?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vonnegut quotes

My Xbox one

My HTC one

Tequila and Rye

Stand-Up Comedy

Beautiful Women (Naked, if possible)

Easy conversation with beautiful women over a glass of Malbec (Also, Naked, if possible)

This song -

Or, This song -

Also, This song -

My casual disregard for instruction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How a person lives a good life. What it means to be a man. If I'll ever fall in love again. Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At The Creek and The Cave in LIC, or at that swanky Manhattan bar I mentioned.

Or home with Netflix, and a bag of Sour D.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really love the song "Super Bass". I have no explanation for this.
You should message me if
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- If you like netflix, and old movies (Casablanca is non-negotiable)

-If you like good red wine, and meandering, thoughtful, conversation.

-If you like like getting really,really, really high.

-If talking off all your clothes is your favorite part of the day.

-If you've ever been to a swinger's party and you'd like to go back.

-If you've never been to a swinger's party but wanna check one out.

-If you agree that making love, and making art, are the two best way to pass the time, and often the same thing.

-If your GGG

-If you think I'm cute (I hope you do).

-If you want to.