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Crooner1212

39 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not down to earth. I'm up there in the stars. I hope you are too.

I have decided that is it far better to live to eat than to eat to live; and I am trying to extend that joy to all aspects of my life. I find joy in my work, and in all that I do.

All Things Considered, I think you'll find my love of Public Radio a breath of Fresh Air in This American Life.

I am a singer, a sinner, and a suit; I've also been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Effectively denying a portion of income to the 1%. Yes. My job is to screw over corporations to help the 99%. I am very good at it. It makes me smile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing most of the Great American Songbook. I can step in with almost any jazz combo and sing with them without preparation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm not Korean. Also don't have 11 fingers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I think it's better to say authors rather than books. Douglas Adams always brings a smile to my face, but I'm just now digging into some Neil Gaiman.

Movies: Out of Sight still works for me 15 years later.

Shows: I entertain myself with a state of Anglophilia. Downton to Doctor, it's all good. Britcoms rule and Coupling never gets old. Just getting into The Thick of It right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. computers (generally)
B. Music
III. corrected vision
d. butter (for which I refuse to find an alternative)
V. space foam mattress
6. rye whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I have to do to get a date on this site without giving up on being a gentleman; I've heard some horror stories from my female friends on this site, and apparently I have to behave badly to get dates. I won't do that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
resting up for Saturday morning work, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My problem isn't gluten; its azodicarbonamide.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you go through life not just with a song in your heart, but spilling off your lips at a moment's notice.

Seriously, you gotta smile. I can't be with someone who isn't happy.

You think bleeped profanity is funnier than the actual words.