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26 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 5:29pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I just moved to my own grow up apartment on the upper west side from the lower east side. I've never been up this way so if you'd like to show me around please do!

I'm a pretty funny guy, actually I'm really funny. Humor is an important quality to have in my eyes. I'm fluent in sarcasm and if you can't decipher it, I apologize now.. well no I don't. I love going out and love staying in. I'm always up for netflix and some wine, or exploring a new bar in the city.
What I’m doing with my life
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A hobby that turned into a lifestyle that turned into a career! I'm a Crossfit trainer, Olympic Coach & Personal trainer.

I can't stop watching The Blacklist
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I clean, I jerk & I have a nice snatch..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt.. It's big
-My members call me Diaper Booty.. still don't know how I feel about that.

On a less physical note, my charisma, smile and laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books.. Hmm, I like coloring books and ones that have pictures.
I mostly read magazines, GQ, Dwell, Atomic Ranch, Mens Health

-Breaking Bad
-Modern Family
-Family Guy
-The Blacklist
-That 70s Show

My favorite movies can go on and on.. but to name a "few"
-Iron Man
-The Hangover
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Knocked Up
-I Love You Man
-Crazy Stupid Love
-American Psycho
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
-The Little Rascals
-Hot Rod
-Grandmas Boy

Music.. I listen to different music at different times.. I'm just not a country fan

Food.. I could eat just about anything but seafood, not for me. However I will eat anything sushi related you put in front of me, weird I know. Love me some spicy food, I've only had one thing I couldn't handle.. and that would be Dinosaur BBQs Devils Deul.. brutal.

And Franks Red Hot.. I put that shit on everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
FOOD! - I eat.. a lot
Crossfit - It's my job
iPhone - you're lying if you say no
Laughter - i'm always doing this
Music - it keeps me sane
Cologne - i always smell good and am frequently told so

..and obviously Friends & Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people change their relationship status to "in a relationship/married" instead of Deleting their profile!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in and relaxing, I coach at 7am on Saturdays.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for someone who has strong family values (I'm a big family oriented guy), cares about her health and enjoys being active. Having a big personality doesn't hurt either!

You Squat..

You will go verse for verse with me to Hey Ma by Cam'ron

You can hold up your end of a conversation

*smokers need not apply*