Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A blues-loving, Scotch-drinking, fitness-obsessed philosopher,
political wonk, jack-of-all-trades, and (aspiring) human being, I
am what happens when you have a bloody turf-war between left and
I am a small-town boy from Montana, who sometimes travels back to
my ancestral homeland to fistfight bears, shoot guns, and/or grow
manly facial hair. But worry not: I return a cleanshaven,
well-behaved gentleman you could bring home to the parents.*
*Unless you were raised by bears; then your parents are my sworn
enemies, and we will have to fight to the death.
A few more things:
- I am VERY active. I'm doing my best to put on some muscle after
being a skinny runner forever. Be my workout buddy!
- Healthy eating is huge for me. And I love to cook.
- I am patient and analytical. I grew up surrounded by short fuses
and I don't want to be that way.
- I was a child raised on video games, legos, and fantasy novels.
Wizards, ninjas, and imaginative people float my airship.
- I love big dogs. If you have a big, rambunctious dog, we
will be best friends (your dog and I, that is ; )
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated Poli Sci at USC. I spent a year being self-sufficient
in a job I love, and now I am in law school at UCLA (life is
strange). I have very little interest in practicing law, and am on
my way to starting my second business. Future endeavors include med
school, a post-bac in engineering, and/or business school (I'm
thinking "and", not "or").
That's how my life is. One of the people I respect most in life
calls me "eclectic". That is the polite way of saying I am
professionally distracted by shiny things. I am OK with that; I
want to do EVERYTHING.
Mostly I want to grow up to be a fire-breathing dragon with my
own quaint little village to terrorize.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't play by OKC's rules. Instead, here are four traits that
are absolutely mandatory in a patner.
Ambition. I need to be around people who inspire me and
motivate me. Passion, education, and a fixation on world domination
Independence. My time is precious and I have my own things.
Someone looking for an involved relationship with me will not be
Fitness. Fitness is a huge part of my life. I am physically
and mentally attracted to women who feel the same. (how else will
you fight off the KGB assassins when they rappel in through the
Sexuality. No matter how much I respect you, if we aren't so
drawn to each other that we want to shag like wild rabbits, it
isn't meant to be.
A fair number of the things listed in my "Message me if" section
couldn't hurt ; )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The definition of success. Differing manifestations of
monogamy/polyamory. Immortality, and how to achieve it. The value
of family. How to get off this doomed rock.
Blah Blah Blah.
Stuff and things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am honest, open-minded, and caring. The wholesome sort who wakes
up early to bring you scrambled eggs in bed and would get along
well with your parents. But keep reading.
I don't do monogamy. This will not change. If you respect this, but
still think you can wow me, we should chat. Of course, if you
simply think we would be amazing
friends/lovers/allies/archvillains, we should also chat.
I want to meet great friends... and sure, we can take our pants off
too... but let's have more substance to it than that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are huge nerd
- You want to do something outdoorsy - hiking, biking, beaching,
- You enjoy exercise, running, competing etc
- You'll play chess with me (and let me win sometimes?)
- You easygoing and confident
- You are a feminist (not the type that spells woman with a
- You are a connoisseur of well-crafted adult beverages.
- You have a puppy that would like to go for a hike.
- You can teach me something
- Lying in bed discussing Nietzsche, Sarte, Kant, Marx, Dostoevsky,
Plato, Machiavelli, and the meaning of life sounds like an
- You are close enough to me that seeing each other multiple times
is a feasible goal.
- You have a plot to rule the universe
- You are the sort of girl who has the initiative to message a guy
Read the "6 things" section above. Those are
Congratulations, you made it through my ultra-long manifesto!
(right? you read all of it? ...didn't skip anything?) I hope so...
because this material will show up on the midterm, and the final is
SO MESSAGE ME!
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.