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Croweye

35 F Eugene, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to walk too near the edge of heights because of a perverse childhood idea that I could fly that I've never entirely let go.

So I'm a magpie of a girl who likes the idea of flight and is looking for some compatriots to poke shiny things with.

hehe...poke

I'm a poly lady looking for connections and a huge puppy pile of complexities.

I also absolutely adore being awkward. I run into doors sometimes, its a thing. It is very very funny.

I really want to meet a fabulous girl with a kind smile and a wicked, wicked brain. There's probably a billion permutations on what that looks like, and I'm super excited to meet every one.

I am sharp-eyed, and I'm shameless
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make lots of food and make other people eat it both professionally and just for fun. The other people seem pretty happy about it on both sides of the equation.

But really I'm listening to music, driving while distracted and thinking I need to follow whims more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being odd. Giving back rubs. Finding things absurd.

I am funny as hell as long as you appreciate that this is a weird fucking world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That loud girl is stacked!

but I think I sure have pretty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read far too much, its the main reason I don't sleep enough. Sleep is never as interesting as books. As such I also read anything, have a love of smart sci-fi and broody fiction.

I don't eat cooked mushrooms and everything else is negotiable...talk me into it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are currently for work...though I have become a night owl of the highest order.

Last Friday I reconnoitered at a playground in the wee hours of the night, I wouldn't mind if that became typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I REALLY want to be a lounge singer a la Bill Murray. On a piano if possible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're into queer girls, are a queer girl or boy, an adventurous couple, and you wanna laugh.

Kinky pervs and good cooks are especially encouraged to write.

I am also deeply, deeply hot for people who have their shit together, or at least might know what that looks like.