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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:06am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to walk too near the edge of heights because of a perverse childhood idea that I could fly that I've never entirely let go.

So I'm a magpie of a girl who likes the idea of flight and is looking for some compatriots to poke shiny things with.


I'm a poly lady looking for connections and a huge puppy pile of complexities.

I also absolutely adore being awkward. I run into doors sometimes, it's a thing. It is very very funny.

I am looking to meet fabulous people with a kind smiles and wicked, wicked brains. There's probably a billion permutations on what that looks like, and I'm super excited to meet every one.

I am sharp-eyed, and I'm shameless
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make lots of food and make other people eat it both professionally and just for fun. The other people seem pretty happy about it on both sides of the equation.

But really I'm listening to music, driving while distracted and thinking I need to follow whims more often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being odd. Giving back rubs. Finding things absurd.

I am funny as hell as long as you appreciate that this is a weird fucking world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That loud girl is stacked!

but I think I sure have pretty eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read far too much, its the main reason I don't sleep enough. Sleep is never as interesting as books. As such I also read anything, have a love of smart sci-fi and broody fiction.

I don't eat cooked mushrooms and everything else is me into it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I REALLY want to be a lounge singer a la Bill Murray. On a piano if possible.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're into queer girls, are a queer girl or boy, an adventurous couple, and you wanna laugh.

Kinky pervs and good cooks are especially encouraged to write.

I am also deeply, deeply hot for people who have their shit together, or at least might know what that looks like.