Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Eight seasons have passed (two years). As I prepare for the 9th it
is decided that it will be different. Like Beethoven's, it will be
my last, yet perhaps greatest...
Irreverent. Unique. Odd. Pleasant enough. Quick witted. Humorous.
Shy. Boisterous. Among other hypocrisies.
The roses smell lovely. They look nice too, as do the clouds most
days. When we have clouds. I capture them in my little black wizard
device sometimes. Have your cars. I'll take a sunset every time.
Well not every time. Sometimes I take the Sunrise. Sometimes both.
Round and round we go!
I once was a man of Florence, who dove to the depths of Hell. Once
more I lived in Baltimore, but found myself dying alone in a
gutter. I also was a wordsmythe of Compton, when it was me against
the word. I have brushed the paint of a thousand canvas', and
sculpted the faces of angels. I have done all these in the thousand
lives I have lived. Or I have seen and felt their lives in the one
I lead now. Who can really tell? I sure as shit can't.
I have strong hands. They have been tuned, and shaped by the
carefully drawn letters of my mind. I've never created anything
more beautiful. If you ask nicely I may show you, but probably not.
I am more likely to write you sometime, should you ever see me
breathe, as a gift of our time together.
Swimming swimming just keep swimming. You've gotta be the very
best, like no one ever was. To catch Zerg is my real test. To watch
them is quite fun!
Don't get me started on politics. My gas tank is almost empty.
Put-put-putting along should you ask for an adventure, but I'd
rather walk someplace nice. With trees... and hopefully not much
noise. I've been called a monk before, but I really dislike the
comparison. I have rather nice hair.
If I could have any power it would be to fly. I would fly over the
ocean and drop into it. That seems like a lot of fun.
If you'll follow me to the next exhibit...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not quite sure it is mine to do. I am guided by a force much
greater than I can even comprehend. I'm pretty sure it is Pizza.
The holy trinity of cheese, sauce, and dough. Praise be thy taste.
Please, not over-done, on hearth or in the oven. Give us a coke to
quench our thirst, and with some ice as well. With some basil
should you like. And lead us away from tomato-pies, but deliver to
us, if possible. Ah-yum.
I walk a funny path, but enjoy it most of the time. Perhaps you
would too. Those that join tend to smile, but it is not for
I hope to live in the northwest one day. And also the East. Not so
much the south, but perhaps a visit would be nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Irreverency. Making up words. Making those unwords understandable.
Understanding people, even though I feel like a spectator
sometimes. You humans are an odd bunch, but I suppose I am too. I
guess that makes me human, or a damn good replica. I'll let you
know if I ever turn blue, or green though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You probably wouldn't notice me. My human camouflage is pretty
remarkable. (I suppose that answers the question from the last
If however you do notice me you'd probably see a tall, dark haired,
decent looking, well mannered gentleman with his head buried in a
If I do not have a book; you'll probably notice me looking around
enjoying the day with a bemused smile on my face. Almost like I
know something beyond the scope of a normal man. I am not sure I
know anything, but I may, which is confusing and slightly amusing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I graduated Hogwarts with flying colors, and occasionally go back
and visit sometimes. After that I tend to visit Scheherazade and
hear her tales. They are quite good. You'd like them. Seeing Ender
is always good. Frodo as well. Vlad and Loiosh always take me to
Valabars's (I get the pizza). I like going to Aziraphale's
Bookshop, and Crowley lets me drive his Bentley. I always go to the
party in Paris held by Athos, Aramis, and Porthos, and visit Ivan
and Katerina in Taina. Usually in the summer so I can enjoy the
fields before the harvest.
I have many more friends. You should meet them sometime.
The images that caress the silver screen contain every emotion,
every aspect of humanity that we can muster. I really like them. I
also really like Silver.
I love zombies, but they only want me for my BRRAAAAAIIINNNNSSS.
Guess I'll have a margarita.
Come on down to MacLaren's, and meet some friends of mine! Just go
through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman, but take care not to come
out in the future...rama lama ding dong killing Joffery should't
have taken so long. Castle and Beckett what a wonderful pair, but
compare them to Shawn and Gus? I wouldn't dare!
WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE EDM! Feed Me that
infected mushroom and that deadmaus! You might think datsik, but to
me they're tasty treats! I would have had the papa roach that has
been running around my house, but I may need to get out the
nine-inch nails. I've left out some korn, and blinked 182 times,
but no luck. I guess I'll put alice back in her chains, and get a
slipknot for myself. Tell Wolfgang, Johan, Richard, Modest, and
Antonio that I will miss them dearly. Tell Avishai too, or maybe
even three. Perhaps I should forget the knot though, after all
Pizza, among other things, but mostly pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A,E,I,O,U... Why? I hear you cry. For they are essential
ingredients in the magic that I wield. but enough of those five. I
have one left. So what it is you may ask? Why it is [insert item
here]. I love that with all the warmth of my heart. To be near it,
see it, touch it, enjoy it, is beyond anything I've ever known. Yes
it may sound cheesy to love [insert item here] but I cannot lie. It
is perfection in an imperfect world, and don't lie you know you
love it too!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unwords. That thing I am not sure if I know or not. Pizza. 42.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Truth be told I am never really sure what day is friday. Time is an
arbitrary concept imposed to try and find control in an
uncontrolled world. The only purpose of time is to count down how
long we have left, as a single and as a whole. It will not matter
in a billion years when our world is a desolate place, nor (should
you believe in it) will time matter in a life after this one. What
matter does time have to someone who will live forever? If you have
seen ten thousand million fridays, what is one more or one
or some such nonsense...
I may be home, or out. Depends on my mood. I'm just like you! At
least that's what my exo-suit is trying show. I may in fact be a 13
foot tall shadow dragon, but perhaps not. Ah, there's that smile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a lot weirder than this profile even suggests. You have no
idea, but it's pretty fun to be honest. You're in for a challenge,
and a hell of a ride!
I am also a lot more normal than this profile suggests.
Round and round we go!
You should message me if
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you think it is a good idea. I am not sold on whether or not you
should message me. If you do;
1. Are you sure you didn't mean to message the profile above
2. No seriously, you actually meant to?
3. Wow! I admire your gumption!
4. You can accept my distain for shoes.
6. You think the roses smell lovely too.
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