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26 Santa Ana, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:19pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Eight seasons have passed (two years). As I prepare for the 9th it is decided that it will be different. Like Beethoven's, it will be my last, yet perhaps greatest...

Irreverent. Unique. Odd. Pleasant enough. Quick witted. Humorous. Shy. Boisterous. Among other hypocrisies.

The roses smell lovely. They look nice too, as do the clouds most days. When we have clouds. I capture them in my little black wizard device sometimes. Have your cars. I'll take a sunset every time. Well not every time. Sometimes I take the Sunrise. Sometimes both. Round and round we go!

I once was a man of Florence, who dove to the depths of Hell. Once more I lived in Baltimore, but found myself dying alone in a gutter. I also was a wordsmythe of Compton, when it was me against the word. I have brushed the paint of a thousand canvas', and sculpted the faces of angels. I have done all these in the thousand lives I have lived. Or I have seen and felt their lives in the one I lead now. Who can really tell? I sure as shit can't.

I have strong hands. They have been tuned, and shaped by the carefully drawn letters of my mind. I've never created anything more beautiful. If you ask nicely I may show you, but probably not. I am more likely to write you sometime, should you ever see me breathe, as a gift of our time together.

Swimming swimming just keep swimming. You've gotta be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch Zerg is my real test. To watch them is quite fun!

Don't get me started on politics. My gas tank is almost empty. Put-put-putting along should you ask for an adventure, but I'd rather walk someplace nice. With trees... and hopefully not much noise. I've been called a monk before, but I really dislike the comparison. I have rather nice hair.

If I could have any power it would be to fly. I would fly over the ocean and drop into it. That seems like a lot of fun.

If you'll follow me to the next exhibit...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not quite sure it is mine to do. I am guided by a force much greater than I can even comprehend. I'm pretty sure it is Pizza. The holy trinity of cheese, sauce, and dough. Praise be thy taste. Please, not over-done, on hearth or in the oven. Give us a coke to quench our thirst, and with some ice as well. With some basil should you like. And lead us away from tomato-pies, but deliver to us, if possible. Ah-yum.

I walk a funny path, but enjoy it most of the time. Perhaps you would too. Those that join tend to smile, but it is not for everyone.

I hope to live in the northwest one day. And also the East. Not so much the south, but perhaps a visit would be nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Irreverency. Making up words. Making those unwords understandable. Understanding people, even though I feel like a spectator sometimes. You humans are an odd bunch, but I suppose I am too. I guess that makes me human, or a damn good replica. I'll let you know if I ever turn blue, or green though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You probably wouldn't notice me. My human camouflage is pretty remarkable. (I suppose that answers the question from the last exhibit!)

If however you do notice me you'd probably see a tall, dark haired, decent looking, well mannered gentleman with his head buried in a book.

If I do not have a book; you'll probably notice me looking around enjoying the day with a bemused smile on my face. Almost like I know something beyond the scope of a normal man. I am not sure I know anything, but I may, which is confusing and slightly amusing to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I graduated Hogwarts with flying colors, and occasionally go back and visit sometimes. After that I tend to visit Scheherazade and hear her tales. They are quite good. You'd like them. Seeing Ender is always good. Frodo as well. Vlad and Loiosh always take me to Valabars's (I get the pizza). I like going to Aziraphale's Bookshop, and Crowley lets me drive his Bentley. I always go to the party in Paris held by Athos, Aramis, and Porthos, and visit Ivan and Katerina in Taina. Usually in the summer so I can enjoy the fields before the harvest.

I have many more friends. You should meet them sometime.

The images that caress the silver screen contain every emotion, every aspect of humanity that we can muster. I really like them. I also really like Silver.

I love zombies, but they only want me for my BRRAAAAAIIINNNNSSS. Guess I'll have a margarita.

Come on down to MacLaren's, and meet some friends of mine! Just go through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman, but take care not to come out in the future...rama lama ding dong killing Joffery should't have taken so long. Castle and Beckett what a wonderful pair, but compare them to Shawn and Gus? I wouldn't dare!

WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE EDM! Feed Me that infected mushroom and that deadmaus! You might think datsik, but to me they're tasty treats! I would have had the papa roach that has been running around my house, but I may need to get out the nine-inch nails. I've left out some korn, and blinked 182 times, but no luck. I guess I'll put alice back in her chains, and get a slipknot for myself. Tell Wolfgang, Johan, Richard, Modest, and Antonio that I will miss them dearly. Tell Avishai too, or maybe even three. Perhaps I should forget the knot though, after all gravity kills...

Pizza, among other things, but mostly pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A,E,I,O,U... Why? I hear you cry. For they are essential ingredients in the magic that I wield. but enough of those five. I have one left. So what it is you may ask? Why it is [insert item here]. I love that with all the warmth of my heart. To be near it, see it, touch it, enjoy it, is beyond anything I've ever known. Yes it may sound cheesy to love [insert item here] but I cannot lie. It is perfection in an imperfect world, and don't lie you know you love it too!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unwords. That thing I am not sure if I know or not. Pizza. 42.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Truth be told I am never really sure what day is friday. Time is an arbitrary concept imposed to try and find control in an uncontrolled world. The only purpose of time is to count down how long we have left, as a single and as a whole. It will not matter in a billion years when our world is a desolate place, nor (should you believe in it) will time matter in a life after this one. What matter does time have to someone who will live forever? If you have seen ten thousand million fridays, what is one more or one less?

or some such nonsense...

I may be home, or out. Depends on my mood. I'm just like you! At least that's what my exo-suit is trying show. I may in fact be a 13 foot tall shadow dragon, but perhaps not. Ah, there's that smile again!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a lot weirder than this profile even suggests. You have no idea, but it's pretty fun to be honest. You're in for a challenge, and a hell of a ride!
I am also a lot more normal than this profile suggests.

Round and round we go!
You should message me if
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you think it is a good idea. I am not sold on whether or not you should message me. If you do;
1. Are you sure you didn't mean to message the profile above me?
2. No seriously, you actually meant to?
3. Wow! I admire your gumption!
4. You can accept my distain for shoes.
5. Pizza.
6. You think the roses smell lovely too.

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BAI! ^.^