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37 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Working on space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This place gets creepier and more depressing by the minute.

I enjoy peanut butter and pickle sandwiches and long walks on the moon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Music video directing. Bartending. Traveling. Touring. Skateboarding. Being. Inging.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hearing music in everything... it's not uncommon to catch me drumming polyrhythms on my steering wheel to the beat of my turn signal, or harmonizing with the drone of the dryer. I can also do a mean Bohemian Rhapsody and Hey Jude on some karaoke. You've been warned.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, dark and loathsome. A life-long friend probably put it best: "You're like Chewbacca. When people first see you they think you're a big dumb scary motherfucker. They don't know that you're actually smart, fun to hang out with and really good at fixing shit."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bukowski, McKenna, all things DisInfo. Philip Levine, McCarthy. Chris Hedges. Fred Alan Wolf. Hunter S. Thompson. Chuck Klosterman. David Icke (watch out for the reptiles!)

Watch:Easy Rider, Stand By Me, The Fountain, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Natural Born Killers, Waking Life, The Neverending Story, Breakin', all cheesy 80's horror, Kenneth Anger, Jodorosky, Wondershowzen, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, all things Adult Swim.

Listen: Neurosis, Today is the Day, Dark Time Sunshine, Radiohead, Slayer, PhantomSmasher, Kid Cudi, Nadja, MGMT, Aesop Rock, Mouth of the Architect, Gnarls Barkley, Prefuse73, Crowbar, Unwound, Elliot Smith, Thrones, Deltron 3030, Square Pusher, Rwake, John Coltrane, Prince, Gregory Alan Isakov, Eric Satie, The Beatles, Tobacco, BMSR, Fugazi, Willy Nelson, B. Dolan, Budos Band, Bill Evans Trio . . .

Eat it. All.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Behold, the second noble truth of buddhism: The origin of suffering is the attachment to transient worldly things and the ignorance of the nature thereof. Deeeeeeep, huh?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Imaginary Jesus

How okcupid is slowly becoming the myspace of online dating.

Why so many girls have dinosaur names on here . . . Dorkasaur Jr., Clitorasaurus Rex, et al. It's okay if you're one of these, you can still message me.

The fact that we're all on a giant rock hurling through infinite space at untold speeds orbiting a monstrous never-ending nuclear explosion

How the government and mass media control and brainwash us relentlessly in an attempt to create a soft tyranny, an invisible mental prison within each of us which . . . nevermind.

Bacon. Cheese. Bacon and cheese.

You thinking about me thinking about you in an infinite loop of who gives a fuck. Right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the Egg Man. I am the Walrus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not wearing any panties.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have an insatiable urge to stick it to the Man
-You don't have more issues than Kleenex got tissues
-You wanna work your way though a sex magick book with me
-You use more curse words than actual words when you speak
-You like getting naked and setting shit on fire
-You just should. Gah!