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36 Hoboken, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 20
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I'm from a rural town in Rhode Island. My parent's house stands on the grounds of the 19th century town poorhouse which was also apparently a slaughterhouse because my sister and I discovered several cow-shaped "dinosaurs" when we were kids.

My mom's side is 100% French-Canadian. All the old people on that side would immediately switch to French as soon as they got together even though none of them were born in Quebec. My Gram/Gramps, Nana/Paps were called Memere and Pepere. I had a great uncle named Onesime (ooh-nuh-zem). We called him Uncle Lou. I speak all of five words of French. I took five years of Latin.

I love baseball. I'm a Red Sox fan.

I love the Patriots. Tom Brady is perfect.

I love making beer. I started a couple of years ago and soon I had thrown out my kitchen table and installed shelves to house all the bottles and buckets. It's a great feeling you get when people honestly and enthusiastically enjoy something you boiled up in your 700 square foot apartment.

I love the Beatles. At my dad's house when I was a kid, we would clear the coffee table out of the living room and put on records and dance. From as far back as I can remember, the combination of John Lennon and Paul McCartney's voice in harmony has sent a shiver up my spine. If you want to convince me there's a benevolent God, start with I Don't To Spoil the Party and end with Happiness is a Warm Gun.

I am the only boy out of four. My sisters and I are very different but very close.

I love being an uncle, but that's easy because my nieces and nephew are the cutest of all time. I will fight you.

I studied creative writing in college. I was also in bands. So of course I now buy chemicals for a wet wipe factory.

ISFP if but barely I & S if that means anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make wet wipes. I am in charge of purchasing and maintaining over a million dollars of wet wipe-makin' inventory. Also I recently started volunteering for a non-profit named after a famous lightning-scarred wizard and another that is too new to go deeper into but it's going to be intense and hopefully rewarding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making beer. Not really good, but I'm getting better all the time. Giving family and friends sound and sober advice. Excitedly interrupting you and eagerly waiting for you to interrupt me back. Always wanting to play you a song. I'm a decent fingerpicker and my voice has its moments.Here's me: (
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bald ahem...closely-cropped.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A very short list of my favorites: Nabokov, Sexton, Graham Greene, Faulkner, A Hard Day's Night, Twenty Four Hour Party People, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Sunny, The Beatles, Elliott Smith, Heatmiser, John Lennon, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Neil Young, Sharon Van Etten (please be on OKCupid), blogs that post old 45's, Aquarium Drunkard mixtapes

Broad City > Girls by a lot. House of Cards, Shameless, GOT, Veep, Walking Dead, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

My (new, recently trimmed) Stitcher line-up is as follows:

* Morning Joe
* Fresh Air
* Rachel Maddow Show
* The Leonard Lopate Show
* Freakonomics Radio
* Radiolab
* Death, Sex, & Money
* This American Life
* Serial
* The Moth Podcast
* WTF with Marc Maron
* Savage Love
* The Nerdist
* Common Sense
* Hardcore History
* My History Can beat Up Your Politics
* KCRW's Today's Top Tune
* KEXP Song of the Day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My capo, my parents (all four of them), my sisters (all three of them), my nieces (all two of them) & my nephew/godson (see profile pic), my friends, my chef's knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a better person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beer and binge-watching Netflix. Trying to stay up through Bill Maher.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate mashed potatoes. I always have. They make me gag. Also, I was lead guitarist and vocalist in the late great wet wipe factory band.
You should message me if
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you want to meet someone you can cook with. You got both t's in Elliott Smith's name on your profile (this will be important later). You're a fast walker.

Oh, also, if you answered no the question about smiling at little kids you pass on the street, we may not be a match.