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Crueljoker007

25 M Miami, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Irish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HI I'M SERGIO! ಠ_ಠ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling out 'About me' questions on free dating websites at 5am. Great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping and imitating people I've never listened to before.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My full breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't have that many favorite things. I don't even have a favorite color. It's quite sad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, air, sleep, shelter and money I guess. Realistically speaking of course.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to answer these 'About Me' questions. If you're curious about anything, go right ahead and message me your question(s) KTHNX.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating Wendy's and going through people's OkCupid profiles and making fun of them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an opossum phobia if that even exists.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor.
You read my profile and realized it's not 100% serious.
I initially created this account as a joke, so if you really want to know anything about me, go right ahead and message me.. Or not! I don't care! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻