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Crunk_Master_AC

26 / M / Straight / Single

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Today – 3:17pm
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
—
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am definitely the human male depicted in the images associated with this profile. I am not an extraterrestrial from Omicron Persei VIII sent here to study human mating rituals. I have similar interests to other young adult males found in the geographic region known locally as Canada. Taxidermy is popular there correct?
What I’m doing with my life
Metabolizing carbohydrates, lipids, and proteins to maintain optimal functioning of this corporeal form.
I’m really good at
Activities that make me more attractive as a potential mate.
The first things people usually notice about me
General humanoid in appearance. Lack of fins and/or tentacles?
No serious physical defects, thus indicating healthy genome for breeding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As stated previously this human male has similar interests to other young adult males found in the geographic region known locally as Canada.
Movies: The historical epic Star wars
Shows: Cosmos
Music: Spacesynth? Epic doom metal?
Food: Deceased plants and animals that have been prepared with a variety of heating techniques
The six things I could never do without
Carbon
Hydrogen
Nitrogen
Oxygen
Phosphorus
Sulfur
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying systematic rhythmic vibrations and dancing accordingly, as I understand this also communicates that this male is healthy for breeding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This may or may not have been all facetious.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
Reading this profile has made you more interested in getting to know me.