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Cryingblackoil
28 / M / straight / Seeing someone
Memphis, Tennessee
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Transportation
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Owns dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am analytical, intellectual, and f'n wierd.
My Self-Summary
I am not currently looking for anyone romantically.
I see the world in black and white AND PIIIINK By choice. I really don't care what people think of me unless you mean something to me (And your name is bev). Im loyal to a fault. Im a little cracked....ok a lot. Im an anti-vegitarian, the antithesis of green. I have a protective streak a mile wide. Im quiet, Libertarian, and an old soul. Im me, nothing more nothing less.
Despite what Okcupid thinks I am actually quite old-fashioned, I was born old my parents are fond of saying. I just don't care for forcing my beliefs down other peoples throats. So I'm pretty open-minded.
I see the world in black and white AND PIIIINK By choice. I really don't care what people think of me unless you mean something to me (And your name is bev). Im loyal to a fault. Im a little cracked....ok a lot. Im an anti-vegitarian, the antithesis of green. I have a protective streak a mile wide. Im quiet, Libertarian, and an old soul. Im me, nothing more nothing less.
Despite what Okcupid thinks I am actually quite old-fashioned, I was born old my parents are fond of saying. I just don't care for forcing my beliefs down other peoples throats. So I'm pretty open-minded.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing really.
Your basic too-intelligent-to-have-motivation bum.
Your basic too-intelligent-to-have-motivation bum.
I’m really good at
Everything.
Your basic Jack-of-all-Trades.
Your basic Jack-of-all-Trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Popeye forearms. Also I have very broad shoulders. Built like a
brick wall as one person put it.
Your basic Missing Link.
Your basic Missing Link.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
House of Leaves
Armor
Eragon & Sequels
Almost every cheesy sci-fi or fantasy book I can lay my grubby little hands on.
Horton Hears A Who
Secretary
Run Lola Run
Leon/The Professional (You are lucky if you saw Leon instead of the professional the edited bits make it a totally different movie)
The Usual Suspects
Matchstick Men
American Beauty
Saving Private Ryan
Sin City
Unleashed
Edward Scissorhands
Chicago
American History X
Fight Club
City of Angels
Braveheart
The Postman
Schindler's List
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Event Horizon
Pi
Butterfly Effect
Romeo and Juliet
Donnie Darko
War Of the Worlds
Bruce Almighty
The Beach
Fried Green Tomatos
Old Boy
Pan's Labyrinth
Ill add more as I remember them.
God I loathe Thomas Kinkade.
Armor
Eragon & Sequels
Almost every cheesy sci-fi or fantasy book I can lay my grubby little hands on.
Horton Hears A Who
Secretary
Run Lola Run
Leon/The Professional (You are lucky if you saw Leon instead of the professional the edited bits make it a totally different movie)
The Usual Suspects
Matchstick Men
American Beauty
Saving Private Ryan
Sin City
Unleashed
Edward Scissorhands
Chicago
American History X
Fight Club
City of Angels
Braveheart
The Postman
Schindler's List
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Event Horizon
Pi
Butterfly Effect
Romeo and Juliet
Donnie Darko
War Of the Worlds
Bruce Almighty
The Beach
Fried Green Tomatos
Old Boy
Pan's Labyrinth
Ill add more as I remember them.
God I loathe Thomas Kinkade.
Editors
The six things I could never do without
Affection, mental diversions, art, my dog, my motorcycle. I know
that's only five, I am pretty simple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The different paths people take to get to where they are now and
trying to figure them out.
Your basic Introvert.
Your basic Introvert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, ehh don't pity me I don't mind, its just another mental
diversion to me.
Your basic Workaholic.
Your basic Workaholic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That time with the tutu and the pipe wren...ohhh sneaky ehh? Almost
got me.
Oh also I am a bit of a grammar nazi, I don't usually say anything but it grates on my nerves.
Also I believe that the brain is the largest sex organ in the body...... and size does matter. After a couple of days I can read you like a book...a funny one that I bought for a dollar at half-price. :P
Oh also I am a bit of a grammar nazi, I don't usually say anything but it grates on my nerves.
Also I believe that the brain is the largest sex organ in the body...... and size does matter. After a couple of days I can read you like a book...a funny one that I bought for a dollar at half-price. :P
You should message me if
You think all the cool people will be doing it.
You are perfect...
In that really fucked up kind of way.
...and don't have a thin skin.
You have a penis
By the way, congratulations on wading through all the non-sentences. :P
You are perfect...
In that really fucked up kind of way.
...and don't have a thin skin.
You have a penis
By the way, congratulations on wading through all the non-sentences. :P
