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CrypticCalamari

28 M Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
*✲゚*。✧٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶*✲゚*。✧

Lenka - Everything at Once
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB2MBop0cLo)

Infected Mushroom - The Legend of the Black Shawarma
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uLK4hDJC84)

Programmer, gamer, cyclist, runner, geek, coffee and beer snob, sleeper eccentric, grammar gestapo, and explorer.

I'm a pretty laid back person, though always pretty wired with caffeine. I can't sit still very well and I get bored and anxious just sitting around, unless of course I'm locked into something interesting; video game, board game, writing code, or on the verge of passing out due to lack of sleep.

Oh, and I've got the mouth of a sailor, though I know if which contexts it's appropriate to use said mouth. Every once in a while I'll slip up, so don't be offended by a bit 'o the vulgar.
What I’m doing with my life
(۶ૈ ۜ ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )۶ૈ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨

Working on learning Android application development right now. I'm really enjoying the fluidity of the UI API. Makes everything so much easier than other frameworks that I've used.

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On the physical side of things, I'm working on weight lifting to build my physique. Most frustrating part about that is gaining muscle mass. It's so freaking difficult trying to eat healthy, but also consume enough calories to put on muscle mass.

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Aside from all that I'm working on plans for, and possibly from, the future. *shrug* I want to start my own software company down the road. Lot's a work to go before that happens.
I’m really good at
Firstly, making the best damn dinners you've ever laid your taste buds on. Orgasmic is the understatement of the century (Just ate before typing this, so please bare with my self-adulation).

I'm really good random information. I'm like a walking graph database. If something sparks my index, then I can bring to the table a multitude of interesting facts. Honestly, I really find this to be normal, but I often find people telling me "Man, you sure know a lot." This also saddens me, because I don't want to stand out in this regard. I want to be around people like me.

Aside from that, I'm really get at getting distracted by politics and foreign affairs, particularly as they're related to ICTs. I used to be more concerned with promoting secularism particularly in the public sphere, but this is just frustrating sometimes, so I focus my mind on things that are more manageable, like feminist issues, and security / privacy issues.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, smile, alluring personality, sexy man boobs, rock hard bedonkidonk, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: I Am a Strange Loop, A World Without Time, Peer-to-Peer, Crypto, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar
Movie: Limitless
Shows: House of Cards, White Collar, Leverage, Dr. Who.
Music: Nine Inch Nails, Mumford and Sons
Food: Chicken, rice, and broccoli cooked with a variation of herbs and spices that will make you cry tears or Ecstasy
The six things I could never do without
1. My laptop (finally got a new, non-broken one. I am once again whole)

2. Protein Shakes (Gotta get "swoll" as they say)

3. Espresso (*`▽´)_旦~~

4. My bookshelves (Extensive collection of various programming books, plus a shite-ton of dungeons and dragons books I rarely look at these days)

5. A good IPA every once in a while. I don't drink often, but when I do, IPAs are an absolute must.

6. People. *✲゚*。✧٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶*✲゚*。✧
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Dreams ...

- How everything, everywhere, is connected via the multitude or minute interactions, emerging magnificiantly at the macro modal.

- The future. I want to be prepared for it.

- My health and fitness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying my day off. Getting in a good workout. Reading at the local coffee shop -- either Japanese or some CS book. I need to pick up a good novel though; any recommendations?

I rarely hang out with people, because my friends have become distant, either in terms of physical location or lack of communication. All the ones I communicate the most with are too far away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worked as a nude model for three years while studying. One of the most memorable experiences of my life thus far. I mean, how many other people in this world can say that hundreds of other people saw them naked over the years.

I was one of the best and most professional models too, which kind of made it a lonely job, because I didn't really talk with the students unless they talked to me first. I valued the income above all else; $12.00 / hour to be an art prop.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
(;-◞౪◟-)
You speak fluent Goofball and never go a night without dreaming. I'm not into those weirdos who say they don't dream.