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CryptoWat

32 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi guys!

Self-summaries are brutal, so i'm just going to rattle off some things about myself that I feel are relevant.

Conversation, learning, observing, and growing as a person are my priorities in life. There is nothing I enjoy more than a good meal, good conversation, and relating to other people on new levels.

My hobbies include museums, music, film, astronomy (mostly in documentary/planetarium form), aquariums, art and all forms of expression that aren't overly abstract / pretentious (i'm specifically thinking of Rothko, etc), walks and hiking, discovering new places to eat, cooking, comedy in all forms, concerts, trivia, board games, video games, bedroom games, camping, i'd like to add fleeing the earth to the list when the technology finally gets up to snuff with my wishes. I really want to add european travel to that list soon.

I'm a very sarcastic and funny person. I'm totally going to throw that out there, and then have no evidence of it for the rest of this profile.

I had five different majors in college and never finished any of them. Checking "some college" on things makes me a sad panda when I have 8 years of college education. I plan to return to college and finish after I gain IL residency.

Alright, so What makes me unique?

Leisure:

I'm a gamer. Not the "ignore everyone for 8 hours a day while i play halo" kind, but the "social gamer" kind. My big games right now are Mario Kart 8, Super Mario 3-D World, and the new Super Mario Bros.

I love food. Show me a new place to eat, and i'll want to go there twenty times so that I can try everything on menu.

My fundamental belief system is best described by Neil Degrasse Tyson: "When I wake up each morning I have two goals. Know more than I knew yesterday, and to reduce human suffering."

And I leave you with: Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a pretty unique job related to fighting censorship and mass surveillance, with a company I built myself from nothing.

I have dedicated my life to this cause, and it feels great to have a calling in life.

I like making my own schedule and having generally very flexible hours. I also like that I can unleash my fury on shitty customers. I have never had that privilege before I started my own company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
video games, board games, managing crises, cooking experimental recipes, computer hardware, networking, being logical to the point of a flaw, eating sweet tarts, taking way too many showers, doing profoundly stupid things while insisting that I really am intelligent.

Oh, and Mario Kart. Yes, that is a challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That i'm 100 foot tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era.

When I dress up... I look like Professor Moriarty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I tend to read a lot of scientific journals, and my work involves continuous research. I'm rediscovering my love for leisure reading! I've bought a bookshelf with the intention of filling it by the end of 2015 with leisure books i've read. The last few books I've read for leisure:
God Created the Integers by Stephen Hawking
Slaughterhouse Five by Vonnegut
The God Delusion by Dawkins
The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway
1984 by Orwell
I'm looking for recommendations from the same/similar authors!

So it goes...

Movies: I like everything, even the occasional terrible romcom. I have a hell of a time picking a favorite so i'll just lay some out there. Snatch, Gladiator, What Dreams May Come, Ace Ventura, Grandma's Boy, Inglorious Bastards, Shaun of the Dead, The World's End.

Shows: I'm going to assume this means television, because I have attempted to like theatre for years, but wind up hating myself for how much i hate live theatre. I just can't do it.

Music: I could literally write a book on this topic alone. My tastes span everything from classical to electronic to rap.

My new song that i'm shoving into my ears incessantly is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJm7IPrBmLY

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purpose
Motivation
Leisure
Accomplishment
Sleep
and someone to share the other 5 things with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My life is basically moving from one existential crisis to the next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night. I could be working if something imploded, I could be out drinking with friends, or I could be playing games or marathoning a new season of my favorite show on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm fucking over casual dating. One night stands are for people with commitment issues.

-I would probably eat a plate of human thumbs if you put sweet baby ray's sauce on it.

-I don't really have private things. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
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You want to talk about E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. I have so many interests that my conversations can wander all over the place.

You like my pics / profile.

You're a Nigerian prince and want to wire me a large sum of money.

You want to supercollide.

You dislike conservative American politics.

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