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CrystalLake

28 M Sherwood, AR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 27 year old WalMart employee hoping that maybe the world's largest retail chain is something that can take me places.

In my downtime I'm a little bit of a geek, I like campy horror movies, cult b-films, I play a fairly decent amount of video games from various generations, and I club from time to time (though I don't drink all that much)

I'm a gleeful mix of introvert and extravert, I keep to myself most times, while simultaneously going out of my way to be outspoken and react to things in the moment like a crazy person.

I'm loyal, loving, and friendly almost to a fault to those I love, and a downright annoying prick to those that wrong me or those close to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not so much as to miss out on the day to day living aspect of it. It's a beautiful thing to have, life is. Never forget to stop and smell the roses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not having an answer for this question, obviously.

I'm good at not getting hit by stuff people throw at me. I can... Whistle...

I have seriously wracked my brain trying to think of something to put here that would be interesting
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either what I have been told are really nice eyes, my lip rings, or my long hair that some people are jealous of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything by Hunter S. Thompson, I loved that psychopath. He almost killed Johnny Depp once though, which would have been sad.

Movies: if i had to pick, which i guess i do, i would say Jurassic Park, The Running Man, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, and Lost in Translation. I'll basically watch anything though.

Music: Daft Punk, Tegan and Sara, David Bowie, Pink Floyd. Same with music as it is with movies, anything works, grunge, pop, rap, metal, 80s and 90s rock, alt rock. seriously i love music.

Tv: right now I'm into Go On, Revolution, and The New Normal. I also watch wrestling from time to time and a fair amount of cartoons and anime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm really bad at the "hypothetically quantify the existence of your stuff/the people in your life" questions. to play favorites with your stuff is just weird, I like having stuff, but I don't need stuff. And to play favoritism with people is just unfair to them, though it inevitably will happen at some point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is kind of all over the place, I have a fair amount of weird off the wall thoughts a fair amount of the time.

Like (and this is a bad example but it's the first thing I thought of) when shoes die, do their soles go to heaven?

Some of my weird thoughts are admittedly weirder and deeper than this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going with the flow mostly, I tend to get invited to a fair number of things, or just tag along with people I get along with well enough to just show up at their stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my heart on my sleeve and i get way too attached to people who show me even the slightest affection. not sure why either.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not weirded out by the downright confusing nature of my considerably off the wall sense of humor (not pictured here as I played this pretty straight and took it mostly seriously. You'll see what I'm talking about as we get comfortable with each other and it flows more naturally)

You know what totally awesome sweet Alabama liquid snake is.

you want to talk to a guy that makes some pretty decent vegetarian food from time to time.

Or if you feel like you have some unanswered questions I didn't touch on here.