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CrystalLogic88

25 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Judging by literally every profile on here ever, I should probably start by identifying myself as a polyamorous queer monogomous Nazi feminist activist or something like that. The more long and meaningless words the better. I'd then probably mention how my favourite book is The Great Gatsby. Maybe claim to enjoy "all types of music", but then list a bunch of top 40 lip-synching clones as examples. And probably finish by saying how I'm currently "enjoying everything London has to offer", whatever that's supposed to mean.

Unfortunately, that's all bollocks though. I'm just a very ordinary person who likes Heavy Metal, beer and football, which probably goes a long way towards explaining why I'm single.
What I’m doing with my life
Takin' what they're givin' 'cause I'm workin' for a livin'.

(Points in the unlikely event you get that reference).
I’m really good at
I'm British, so couldn't possibly say. Which is lucky for me, because I actually happen to be shit at literally everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, I swear like a docker and I probably have the worst dress sense in the world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I suppose I could at least fill one of these blocks in semi-seriously...

Books: Mainly fantasy. Tolkien is God, and The Silmarillion is by far the greatest thing ever written. Currently reading The Wheel of Time, and failing in my plan to catch up with everyone else before the new one comes out.

Movies: Anything with Clint Eastwood in. Other than that, I really like Mafia films and dodgy B movies. My resolution for 2014 is to watch the top 101 gangster movies of all time. It's going well so far.

Shows: I must admit I don't watch a great deal of TV other than live sport. I liked the Sopranos back in the day I guess, and Boardwalk Empire is pretty cool. Oh and I'm obsessed with Man Vs Food. Adam Richman is literally my idol.

Music: Shit, where to start. Primarily 1980s Heavy Metal I suppose(Maiden, Priest, Saxon, Angel Witch, Tokyo Blade). My favourite two bands of all time are probably King Diamond and Mercyful Fate (I know, really original right?) I also enjoy punk, blues, folk and country to varying degrees. Take a look at my LastFM page if you're interested in the sort of stuff I listen to: http://www.last.fm/user/WrexhamFC88
I'm a guitarist, so anything with interesting guitar playing in it usually goes down well.

Food: I'm a massive carnivore. In fact, unless it used to have a face I won't want to eat it. Steak should only ever be cooked rare too. I have the cure for vegetarianism if anyone is interested.
The six things I could never do without
I could probably just list some of my interests and hobbies in here like everyone else, but having thought about it there's not too much I think I'd actually having any serious difficulties living without. I suppose if I was never allowed to eat red meat again I'd be a bit miffed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Never underestimate a man's ability to be thinking about absolutely fuck all virtually all of the time. And on the rare occasions when there is a spark of brain activity, it'll be something so utterly moronic you'll just wish you hadn't asked. I think this section must be for the ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking Newcy Brown on the night bus and ignoring disapproving looks from the other passengers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm secretly perfectly capable of intelligent conversation. It's just much more fun being a cunt.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to I suppose. Boredom is usually a decent excuse. Maybe you're attracted to idiots for some reason?