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CrystalLogic88

25 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Judging by literally every profile on here ever, I should probably start by identifying myself as a polyamorous queer monogomous Nazi feminist activist or something like that. The more long and meaningless words the better. Probably get something in there about working hard and playing harder. I'd then probably mention how my favourite book is The Great Gatsby. Maybe claim to enjoy "all types of music", but then list a bunch of top 40 lip-synching clones as examples. And probably finish by saying how I'm currently "enjoying everything London has to offer", whatever that's supposed to mean.

Unfortunately, that's all bollocks though. I'm just a very ordinary person who likes Heavy Metal, beer and football, which probably goes a long way towards explaining why I'm single.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it on an incredibly dull job that I'm vastly over qualified for. Swinging fucking hammers till the day I fucking die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm British, so couldn't possibly say. Which is lucky for me, because I actually happen to be shit at literally everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, I swear like a docker and I probably have the worst dress sense in the world. I'm also fairly certain I'm the only person left living in London that actually has a London accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I suppose I could at least fill one of these blocks in semi-seriously...

Books: Mainly fantasy. Tolkien is God, and The Silmarillion is by far the greatest thing ever written. Currently reading The Wheel of Time, and failing in my plan to catch up with everyone else before the new one comes out.

Movies: Anything with Clint Eastwood in. Other than that, I really like Mafia films and dodgy B movies. My resolution for 2014 is to watch the top 101 gangster movies of all time. It's going well so far.

Shows: I must admit I don't watch a great deal of TV other than live sport. I liked the Sopranos back in the day I guess, and Boardwalk Empire is pretty cool. Oh and I'm obsessed with Man Vs Food. Adam Richman is literally my idol.

Music: Shit, where to start. Primarily 1980s Heavy Metal I suppose(Maiden, Priest, Saxon, Angel Witch, Tokyo Blade). My favourite two bands of all time are probably King Diamond and Mercyful Fate (I know, really original right?) I also enjoy punk, blues, folk and country to varying degrees. Take a look at my LastFM page if you're interested in the sort of stuff I listen to: http://www.last.fm/user/WrexhamFC88
I'm a guitarist, so anything with interesting guitar playing in it usually goes down well.

Food: I'm a massive carnivore. In fact, unless it used to have a face I won't want to eat it. Steak should only ever be cooked rare too. I have the cure for vegetarianism if anyone is interested.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could probably just list some of my interests and hobbies in here like everyone else, perhaps mention friends and family, or maybe try and be a smart arse and put oxygen or some shit like that. But having thought about it there's not too much I think I'd actually having any serious difficulties living without. I suppose if I was never allowed to eat red meat again I'd be a bit miffed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a doer, not a thinker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking Newcy Brown on the night bus. Alone. Fuck aye!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm here entirely to piss myself laughing at the hilarious views and opinions spouted by desperate Americans on the internet. Keep it coming, you guys are fucking class!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You still drink the old ways.