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35 M Hollywood, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hay, horses. I'm just grazing around looking for a nice filly to enjoy greener pastures with me. Finding someone that is worthwhile is like beating a dead horse. When I find someone nice I will try not to look that gift horse in the mouth. You know what they say, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Hold your horses though, before you talk to me I need you to get off of your high horse. Remember, don't put the cart in front of the horse. You heard it here, straight from the horses mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Jumping hurdles in the steeplechase of life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read mostly non-fiction. Some of my favorite authors include;
Carl Sagan, Stephen Jay Gould, Hunter S Thompson, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Michael Shermer, James Randi, Ralph Steadman, Edward Tufte, Kurt Vonnegut, William S Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Milan Kundera, Tariq Ali, Charles Bukowski, Allen Ginsberg, Mark Twain, Charles Dickens, Tom Robbins, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Thomas Huxley, Richard Feynman

I don't watch too many movies. Here's a list of epic movies that I do enjoy; 12 Monkeys, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Inherit the Wind, The People Under the Stairs, Nothing But Trouble, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I love classic rock, I could not go on living without listening to;
Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eric Clapton, Queen, The Rolling Stones, to name a few.

I am an artist without a medium. If I had any talent what-so-ever my artwork would be inspired by the likes of;
Ralph Steadman, Keith Haring, Roy Lichtenstein, M.C. Escher, Pablo Picasso, Diego Rivera, Thomas Hart Benton, Victor Vasarely, Salvador Dali, Vincent Van Gogh, and Alexander Calder.
The six things I could never do without
Pastures, Water, Shoes, Hay, Saddles, Stables
I spend a lot of time thinking about
being so hungry that I can eat a horse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how my profile turned into a horse theme. I don't even really like horses. Also, I am a member of the Illuminati.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you aren't a cow.