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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:57am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hay, horses. I'm just grazing around looking for a nice filly to enjoy greener pastures with me. Finding someone that is worthwhile is like beating a dead horse. When I find someone nice I will try not to look that gift horse in the mouth. You know what they say, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Hold your horses though, before you talk to me I need you to get off of your high horse. Remember, don't put the cart in front of the horse. You heard it here, straight from the horses mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jumping hurdles in the steeplechase of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my canter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read mostly non-fiction. Some of my favorite authors include;
Carl Sagan, Stephen Jay Gould, Hunter S Thompson, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Michael Shermer, James Randi, Ralph Steadman, Edward Tufte, Kurt Vonnegut, William S Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Milan Kundera, Tariq Ali, Charles Bukowski, Allen Ginsberg, Mark Twain, Charles Dickens, Tom Robbins, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Thomas Huxley, Richard Feynman

I don't watch too many movies. Here's a list of epic movies that I do enjoy; 12 Monkeys, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Inherit the Wind, The People Under the Stairs, Nothing But Trouble, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I love classic rock, I could not go on living without listening to;
Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Eric Clapton, Queen, The Rolling Stones, to name a few.

I am an artist without a medium. If I had any talent what-so-ever my artwork would be inspired by the likes of;
Ralph Steadman, Keith Haring, Roy Lichtenstein, M.C. Escher, Pablo Picasso, Diego Rivera, Thomas Hart Benton, Victor Vasarely, Salvador Dali, Vincent Van Gogh, and Alexander Calder.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pastures, Water, Shoes, Hay, Saddles, Stables
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
being so hungry that I can eat a horse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
horsing around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how my profile turned into a horse theme. I don't even really like horses. Also, I am a member of the Illuminati.
You should message me if
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you aren't a cow.