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CthulhuPuppy

36 M Ferndale, MI

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
"...stranded alien of salient mindset, linguistic deviant, entropic witness, travelogue digestif, gastronomic anthropologist, part time ninja with a half-bag of tricks, unhinged idiot, starvation artistic, stark raving writing desk, crow blessed misfit..."

I am better at answering questions about myself than at devising some summation of my personality and experiences... I'll work on that.

I'm polyamorous, sorry if that's a problem.

Random Fun Facts:

I like manipulating words and language; sometimes my sentence structuring and obtuse vocabulary goes horribly awry.

I spent a year traveling around the country and living in a van... given the opportunity (gas money and companionship) I'd do it again.

I make a mean kimchi.
What I’m doing with my life
enacting plans for world domination; enjoying what I can; art, music, poetry; doing my best to understand humans; avoiding capture
I’m really good at
poetry, cooking, playing with words, applying perspective, remembering useless things, making eye contact, proper argumentation, reason/critical thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my hair... then maybe my eyes or that I'm quiet or something else entirely that I don't really know about since it's other people doing the noticing and not me and most people don't say anything about whatever it is they notice or even if they happen to notice anything at all so I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Invisible Cities; Poetry as an Insurgent Art; To the Lighthouse; Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man; Delta of Venus, Little Birds; The House on Mango Street; Lolita; Animal Farm; 1984, Bug Jack Barron; Russian Spring; Sometimes a Great Notion; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland; The Woman Warrior; Dear Darkness; A Spy in the House of Love; if on a winter's night a traveler; One Hundred Years of Solitude; Catch-22; Lord of the Flies; house of incest; The Last Temptation of Christ; The Plague; Eyeless in Gaza; Island; After Many A Summer Dies the Swan; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Cryptonomicon; Oxford English Dictionary.

I like books, generally classic literature and contemporary fiction but I'm pretty down with the whole reading thing; I haven't had TV for years, so what little television I watch is DVD or online; I'm worse with movies; my musical tastes are eclectic/open; picking a favorite food is impossible.

I'd be more specific if it didn't seem so daunting... sometime later I'll get all list-y with this.
The six things I could never do without
writing materials; contact with other people; sex; art; rain; humor;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Llamas, aesthetics, food, how my friends are doing, quantum theory, writing, sex, what I was supposed to be doing but forgot, people's motivations for doing things, whatever happens to be interesting to me at the time, shiny things, where I put my keys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably being more boring than I'd really like to be, though changing this is a high priority for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anymore, I have more imaginary conversations than I do real ones.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex