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CthulhusBride

29 F Southgate, MI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31, 2004
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Sanskrit (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well, I'm the Bride of Cthulhu...Um, part of that is, you know, being...um...'taken' by tentacle beasts. Cthulhu himself and the minions sometimes, too. But, hey, he takes good care of me, I'm out of his sights, as it were. I mean, of all the people in the world to be, I'm probably the safest. So DON'T JUDGE!! Um, other than that I like to knit, eat sushi, and offer up sacrifices to my, um, otherworldly lover. UPDATE There has been a test devised to determine whether or not you'd be an acceptable sacrifice!! http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3527236371883475108

I am lovely, mad, and slightly slimey
What I’m doing with my life
Being abused by tentacles and seeking out worthy 'extracuricular activities' for the Elder God and his Minions.
I’m really good at
Having all of my orifices filled with squidy goodness. And, um, knitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm *usually* suspended by glistening, slithering, tenticlular masses. *gets all squirmy in anticipation* And I've been told that I have pretty eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Legend of the Chupacabra...I love movies that are about such unbelievable, fictional things!!
The six things I could never do without
Cthulhu, tentacles, lubrication, handcuffs (Cthulhu likes to pretend I'm not willing sometimes), and food and water I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Almighty Elder God Cthulhu!! *beats self for such heresy* None are as great!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either making sweet love to Cthulhu or entertaining his friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes...well, sometimes I think that I might like a lover with only one penis...*beats self for blasphemy*
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are attractive, like tentacles, and don't have a problem being offered up as either a plaything or sacrifice to Cthulhu. I can also be reached on AOL instant messager as TentacleBride.