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29 F Southgate, MI

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31, 2004
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Other, and very serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Sanskrit (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well, I'm the Bride of Cthulhu...Um, part of that is, you know,'taken' by tentacle beasts. Cthulhu himself and the minions sometimes, too. But, hey, he takes good care of me, I'm out of his sights, as it were. I mean, of all the people in the world to be, I'm probably the safest. So DON'T JUDGE!! Um, other than that I like to knit, eat sushi, and offer up sacrifices to my, um, otherworldly lover. UPDATE There has been a test devised to determine whether or not you'd be an acceptable sacrifice!!

I am lovely, mad, and slightly slimey
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being abused by tentacles and seeking out worthy 'extracuricular activities' for the Elder God and his Minions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having all of my orifices filled with squidy goodness. And, um, knitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I'm *usually* suspended by glistening, slithering, tenticlular masses. *gets all squirmy in anticipation* And I've been told that I have pretty eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Legend of the Chupacabra...I love movies that are about such unbelievable, fictional things!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cthulhu, tentacles, lubrication, handcuffs (Cthulhu likes to pretend I'm not willing sometimes), and food and water I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Almighty Elder God Cthulhu!! *beats self for such heresy* None are as great!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either making sweet love to Cthulhu or entertaining his friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes...well, sometimes I think that I might like a lover with only one penis...*beats self for blasphemy*
You should message me if
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You are attractive, like tentacles, and don't have a problem being offered up as either a plaything or sacrifice to Cthulhu. I can also be reached on AOL instant messager as TentacleBride.