Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Jake, a ginger student born in Pennsyltucky and going to
college in Philly.
I enjoy stories. Any medium will do: books, movies, pictures,
games, smoke signals. Any time period will do, since you can learn
a lot about a person from the stories they tell. When someone tells
a story, it can be subtle, but you can see his or her most personal
views and how their mind functions. I especially like strange or
weird stories, since anyone who can construct a narrative like that
has a vivid imagination.
I am currently working at an internship in Allentown. I am new to
the area, so I would love if anyone would show me anything fun to
do around here.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently a junior in college studying digital forensics. That
is, I want to examine computers for evidence. That has been my goal
since a few years before I started college.
Right now, I'm doing digital forensics in an internship in
Allentown. I'll be doing this for the rest of the summer.
I just started dancing recently. Right now, it's mostly swing, but
I'd like to learn other styles. I do that whenever I can.
When I'm not doing any of those, I usually like going to Barnes
& Noble and reading graphic novels I have no intention of
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at playing the piano. I don't perform much
anymore, now I just like playing it for fun. I enjoy it because I
can appreciate songs more when I actually "feel" their complexity
rather than just hearing the song.
I am a good listener. I am able to listen to other people's
problems without judging them. I understand that people will want
to vent about their problems to someone, and I will allow
Another thing I'm good at is eating lots of bananas. This is a
little bit different from the rest, but I do eat a lot of bananas.
Like, if I have an entire bunch that's fresh, it won't last an
The first things people usually notice about me
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When there's a thunderstorm, everyone knows that they should not
only avoid standing under tall trees, but that they should also not
walk near me.
My natural hair color fascinates many people, some even to the
point of not believing me when I say that it's natural.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Clockwork Orange, John Dies at the End, A Confederacy of
I'm currently reading a book of Icelandic sagas. They're quite
fascinating, although tedious at times. Other books on my reading
list are Ready Player One and the Song of Ice and Fire
Finntroll, Amon Amarth, Korpiklaani, Alestorm, Arkona, Eluveitie,
I've never been able to REALLY get into any genre of music but
metal. I feel that a lot of European metal acts get really artistic
and not afraid to experiment while still being fun to listen
(500) Days of Summer, Avengers, Oldboy (the original Korean
version, not the American remake)
Portal 2, Hotline Miami, Serious Sam
I really enjoy playing video games. My tastes actually tend to vary
here, these three are by no means an extensive list.
Now, I don't watch TV, but I do watch Netflix. I'm currently
watching a few shows, such as Arrow, Orange is the New Black, and
House of Cards. Oh yeah, and I used to LOVE Homestar Runner. Like,
quotes from that show still infect my daily speech sometimes. If
you remember that show, just shut up and message me now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes, I like to imagine NSA employees are viewing all of my
OKCupid exchanges. They are super invested into them. The room
looks like that big control room that's always in movies, and
everyone in the room is staring breathlessly at the exchange on the
big screen in the front. Then, when they see someone agree to date
me or give me their number, everyone's ecstatic. Cheering is heard
everywhere, arms are flying, men are high-fiving each other, and
one guy in a swivel chair turns around and lets out a huge sigh of
relief. One guy gets on his phone and calls his wife and says
"Honey, start dinner. I'm coming home early." She then replies "He
"He did it."
She then hangs up, lets out a relieved sigh, and maybe weeps a
little in happiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, I'd be going to a metal concert. But... that really only
happens about once a month or less. Really, I'm usually just
hanging out with my friends or walking around Chestnut Hill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear earplugs to concerts. Welp, there it goes. I'm no longer
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Since I'm new to the Lehigh Valley area, I'd like to meet someone
who could show me around. You should also message me if you live
within 250 light microseconds of me. You like silly jokes. You
enjoy talking about things you've read or watched, or just anything
weird you've noticed.
You should also message me if you want to read a bunch of puns from
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