I was born in a small town. When I was born, everyone was talking about how Bill Clinton was the new president, I think. I don't really know since I was an infant so I didn't really understand, nor did I particularly care. Like most small towns, not much really happened there. When I was eight years old, I moved to a different small town close to the other one that was similar in the fact that not much happened there.
I have had a few goals in life. These included creating life-sized versions of Mario Kart tracks, becoming a computer forensic scientist, and becoming a real life Batman. Only one of those is realistic and it's not the one about Batman.
A few months ago, I moved to Philadelphia. I have to say, I enjoy it here. Well, there is the fact that I have to study and do schoolwork a lot, since I am in college. But it's mostly something I enjoy, so that's fine.
There are a few things I want for this nation: ray guns, a monthly Free Ice Cream Day, and a law in which anyone who cuts anyone else off when driving has to walk through a hallway full of Legos in bare feet. Unfortunately, only one of those listed are consistent with America's values.