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25 M Chapel Hill, NC

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My Details

Last Online
Mar 14
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Watch Out, We Got A Badass Over Here
Updated: 18 February 2013
My personality type:

I look forward to being friends first. I enjoy playing games (but not the drama games, I mean actual games). Do you like chess? Go? Monopoly? Tell me what you like - I love to learn!

I swear, but not all the fucking time, I promise :)
Favorite: God Damnit.

I do not believe in a God. Or anything else supernatural, for that matter. I don't watch Supernatural, either.

I think circumcision is barbaric, and as much so as FGM.

There are many things I think are barbaric - this is only one of them. Reduced sentencing for crimes of passion and capital punishment are two others.

The following sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.
There, I averted the robot invasion. You're welcome.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, pondering the meaning of bacon and slaughtering the children of my enemies.

If I was dealing with a serious moral dilemma, or how to deal with a frustrating situation, I'd ideally want to speak to Jean-Luc Picard.
If I was formulating an action plan to get what I wanted done, I'd ideally speak to Benjamin Lafayette Sisko.
If someone I knew was in trouble, I'd call Kathryn Janeway so she could kick some ass.

I don't like sarcasm as a form of serious communication - it should only be used to be funny.

I like Yu-Gi-Oh. I specifically mean the anime, but I'd love to learn and get down with the TCG.
However, I recently picked up (again) Magic: The Gathering. I have about 8,000 old cards.

I want someone to be crazy in love with. Someone to challenge me - with even the core tenants of who I am. Someone to get my brain a rockin'. Someone that inspires me to be a better person not because "oh she's so pretty and damn I want that" but because she's shown me a lot of things that are good about life and I want to be better because she's shown me I can be, and hopefully I would inspire the same in her.

Take note that I don't want to start a relationship for a little while. This isn't about running around banging every vadge that moves, it's about having time to be myself, and to accomplish my goals.

I play keyboard (the musical instrument). I want a Casio WK-7500, but it costs $500 and I ain't got that shit right now. Besides, I should work on actually playing the damn keyboard rather than wanting more shit. I currently have a WK-200. Not a piece at all, really. Maybe I just want something black.

Check my journal for more stuff to read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bitch Please

I am 24 years old and living in northern Chapel Hill. I live with my parents and intend to change that. However, let it be known that I lived in an apartment for exactly two years, but had to move back home.
I know that's a turn off.

I'm taking courses at Durham Technical Community College. At the end of spring I'll have a bookkeeping certification.

I am working on starting my own game design enterprise. I cannot reveal any more about it unless I meet someone and learn that she is trustworthy (or just too lazy to steal my shit).

I used to be a musician with dreams of starting a band, but that has fallen to the wayside of what I feel is a better dream of game design. However, if you'd like to hear what I've made:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck Yea

a) Strategic thinking
c) Philosophical discussions
b) Game Design
c) Magic: the Gathering
x) League of Legends/LoL
h) Music (playing music)
k) Chess (I'm currently ranked in the 1300s and climbing)
e) Texting with people everyday (unlimited, tyvm)
d) Making food (I'm teaching myself to cook)
g) Grammar
f) Critical Thinking
?) Those weren't in alphabetical order

I'm not good at Go, an ancient chinese board game (around 4,000 years old), but I have a Go set and I'd love to (teach you how to) play.
Also known as Weiqi in Chinese, Igo in Japanese, and Baduk in Korean.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dafuq (insert picture of Snape here)

My intelligence and my kind/goofy demeanor. And maybe my hair. It's long for a dude.
Just kidding. I just recently cut it (again).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The God Delusion, How to Win Friends and Influence People, The Art of War, Harry Potter (all seven books), books about dystopia: 1984, Animal Farm, Night, Anthem.


Movies: Quite a few to pin down. There's pretty much anything with Will Smith in it, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Troy, Star Wars, and Troy.


Shows: I am a huge Star Trek fan (yes, both star wars/trek), and also a Daily Show and Colbert Report fan. One of my absolute favorite series is The West Wing.


Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Opeth, Depeche Mode, and Lamb of God. If it has a good theme I'll like it, but I like me some metal mostly.

I've recently gotten into Nightwish, a symphonic metal band with a female vocalist. I think they're pretty amazeballs.

My favorite song of all time is Master of Puppets by Metallica. Listen to it. If you do, tell me what yours is.

I listen to the game music from Starcraft all the time.


Food: Whatever I can afford presently, but it needs to be low-carb. I like fish, but I really like chicken and beef. Not so much a fan of pork, unless it's bacon.


Note: I am not a vegetarian, but I have a feeling about it. I feel that being a vegetarian is similar to being an atheist. It's not that it's incorrect, but I think most people (if they were smarter) could, if they knew a LOT more about (said subject) they would eventually come to the conclusion that such a stance in life is more correct. However, myself being the way I am, I was raised like this (non-vegetarian) but I'm open to one day becoming one.
I'm not allergic to anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Forever Alone

1) Me time. I do enjoy the company of others, but I need time to myself.
2) Companionship. I do want a friend, though. Someone to talk to about anything and everything. Wanna talk about sex? Sure I'm down. Wanna talk about your day? I'll gladly listen to you. But I really enjoy walking down a road in a wooded area or walking in a park, discussing all things deep and shallow. Like the weather? Why are we here? I'm worried about finals. My boss is an ass. You have a nice ass. Yes, I know. Why'd you get that tattoo? I wish I had a thumb on my foot.

I know 1 and 2 basically contradict each other. Fine.

3) Games. I enjoy computer games like Starcraft and Diablo 2, but I also enjoy video games like Mario. My passion though is tabletop games. I will kick your ass in Chess.
4) LoL (League of Legends). My favorite champion is Karthus, with Irelia in second place.
5) My big brother. My sage of advice.
6) My keyboard. I am still a musician, after all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cereal Guy

I think about three of the four forbidden subjects in everyday conversation: Religion, Politics, Sex, and Race (not so much race). I think that the first three are very revealing about the core aspects of a personality, how a person thinks, responds to stimuli, etc. I want to talk about these things. If you feel squeamish talking about these things, stop reading and find someone else.

I also imagine fictitious alien races or what-have-you that belong in a sci-fi video game or TV show. I even invented a military ranking system. How is this helpful in my real life? Fuck if I know. Ever heard of the Zerg from Starcraft or the Borg from Star Trek? I've come up with similar alien races that possess a collective consciousness, a society of creatures less than sentient that exist in total harmony, a dystopian state.
What if you had an entity, with a brain that was the size of the moon, that controlled a vast fleet of ships and a trillion avatar beings, but was all one mind? What if that mind had a covenant with many different intelligent alien races, even humans, so that right before someone dies their mind is absorbed into the massive consciousness? That way that mind could literally be a true god to all those people.
Just a thought is all :)

On a similar note, what if a giant structure was built somewhere in the world. It would withstand earthquakes, flooding, and other natural disasters for hundreds of thousands of years. Inside the structure would be a huge sphere of a metal or mineral (something incredibly hard). Over the course of hundreds or thousands of years, the culture around the world, no matter your birth, race, religion, sex, wealth, anything - one thing you're supposed to do just because you're a human being born in an enlightened time is to visit this structure and simply touch the sphere. That's all. Touch it. Millions before you have. Billions after you will. Your grandparents did it. Your grandchildren will. It will be the one quintessential human experience, the one jihad (holy journey) we all undertake.
You think about that and tell me you think I'm boring. Please.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I watch Real Time with Bill Maher.

And then I play League of Legends. Wanna play sometime? Let me know! My summoner names are Red Orb Talon and Phuque Yeaux.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I Like Trains

I've had four knee surgeries in my life.
And no, I've never played football.
I have bad knees due to a genetic defect.

Also, I like the sound a Terran Siege Tank makes when it changes modes.
You should message me if
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If you think I'm a cool dude. If you enjoy talking, walking and slaughtering. Did I say slaughtering? I mean laughing. Damn my spelling is bad.
Don't message me if you can't spell, or if like is like every other like word you say.

Message me if you can take a debate. If you not only can stand an honest debate between two people, and the other person says "well you're just wrong about that, and here's why..." and you're mature enough to not only hear that but listen to it and change your stance based on new evidence... let me know. That's how I am. I do not mind at all being proven wrong, and I enjoy it when someone makes a good point and changes my stance.

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