You match me at 85%+ and no more than 15% enemy
You live in or around san Francisco
You need a personal chef
You're fun, friendly & respectful.
You're allergic to lies.
You're a couple (or more!) looking for a unicorn.
You really like penguins. I mean, like, really really.
You've ever built a robot suit that had it's own self-contained
You are a tall ectomorphic polyamorous bisexual
or at least heteroflexible
I know, weird, but I've collected 5 in the last year. And they've
all been awesome. This isn't a required qualification tho.
You've sent Trader Joe's a message complaining about the "mirepoix
" travesty as a
result of reading the rant on my profile.
You are comfortably & ethically nonmonogamous
. and I don't mean because you don't tell your partner. Really
extremely serious about that.
You are queer
, and sex-positive
, but you
aren't sleazy about it.
You have an iPhone
Over 80% of my successful OKC interactions turn out to be people
with iPhones. No idea why.
You play a mean game of Scrabble
, or Words with Friends
the drop of a hat.
You like giving massage
You've wiki'd Aspergers Syndrome
You are a swing
I'm a damn good follow, who happens to be almost 6' tall. It's kind
of a drag. Looking for a dance date.
veterans are welcome. Drive by Shooting Range? The year Xara blew
away? If these things ring any bells...drop me a line. And if
you've been going for more than ten years, I might even already
You've carefully read my profile, and think you're someone I want
You think I'm awesome. Life is too short for lukewarm dating. I
don't date people who aren't really into me, please, don't think
you need to do me any favors.
I feel that if it's not "Hell, yes!" It's should be "hells
On the other hand, enthusiasm is very attractive. Almost as hot as
If you match with at least three of the preceding, drop me a
Local connections only, please.