A-ko, b-ko and c-ko- san meet the Iron Chef. I'm allergic to lies. I'm a sensual intellectual who knows how to have a good time. I'm a NY transplant who loves SF and hates LA. I'm looking for new friends & playmates, but very much not any additional SeriousRelationships. I've been poly for my entire adult life, and while new friends+ are always nice, I'm really not interested in dating anyone who doesn't already have some _real_ (and good) experience with poly relationships. Really not kidding about that, guys (and girls, for that matter.)

I am Lucky, Successful, and Animé

I'm a professional specialist confectioner. If you really want to know more, I'll explain, if you message.

Suffice it to say, what I do is not legal in all 50 states. But should be.

I do, for a living, what I used to do as a hobby. In this collapsed economy, & subsequent to the federal crackdowns, my business is doing about as well as can be expected, but I'm still hopeful about the future.

I am recently out of a 7yr primary relationship, and I am not looking for anything resembling that for a good long while.
Now, I'm looking for new friends & new communities and trying to find ways to give back to the world that has given so much to me.

One of the new communities I've been enjoying is the SF karaoke circuit. I've hated karaoke my whole life, but I got dragged to a night and had one of those burning bush-type revelatory moments. So lately, I karaoke a lot. I am 650% more likely to be willing to meet you at a karaoke venue of my choice, than elsewhere.

food, & Burning Man & karaoke

I love doing impromptu food, rather than recipe-driven stuff. I can pull a gourmet meal from most randomly supplied kitchens. My former moment of triumph was 2005 at Burning Man where I pulled off a gourmet meal for 40 in a tent kitchen with 2 gas grills & a 3 burner campstove. But now I've pulled that off 3 years running...once in a 3 hour whiteout. I loveses challenges and I hateses surprises. Hateses them. Weird, huh?

I'm also really good at Scrabble & I love new partners.

The fact that I look like a character out of mid 90s manga. All tits, legs, & candy colored hair.. Currently it's teal & purple & blue & pink. This week. In a pixie bob. it's kind of hard to miss. Best business decision I ever made. Also not kidding.

(a) Incubus Dreams_ Laurell K. Hamilton, Mother of Storms_ John Barnes, Fire Upon the Deep_Vernor Vinge, Perdido Street Station_China Mieville, _Göedel, Escher, Bach_. _Tinker_, Wen Spencer, _Shockwave Rider_John Brunner, (b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show Heathers, The Matrix, Shaolin Soccer, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Real Lesbians Real Bondage 4, The Princess Bride, Serenity (c) DJ Lorin aka Bassnectar, rVNV nation, Skream , Lee Press-on & the Nails, Blues Traveler (d) sushi, random fusion, playa haute cuisine

massage, meat, Scrabble, vibrators, bandwidth, karaoke

Stickiness. And how to avoid it. Lots and lots and lots of time.

Not at a karaoke venue. Almost any other night. It's possible to likely. But not Fridays.

I'm a retard. No srsly. Diagnosed w Aspergergers Syndrome years ago, mild & high functioning. But technically autistic. Emotional nuance & subtext that does not align with literal lexicographical definition? I'm sorry, I'm deaf in that ear. & Do not expect me to be responsible for material conveyed thusly. No, really. Wiki Aspberger's before you message me.

Now that I've totally quelled your ardor, might I mention that I've been a porn star. And it was released on VHS nationwide Everybody and their cousin has been an Internet pr0n star, but how many of you are available on magnetic or optical media?

You live in San Francisco, you're allergic to lies & you're open-minded, you're fun & friendly & respectful, you play a mean game of Scrabble, youll karaoke at the drop of a hat, or you like giving massages. And you've wiki'd Aspergers Syndrome.

Burning Man veterans are doubleplus welcome. Drive by Shooting Range? The year Xara blew away? If these things ring any bells...drop me a line. And if you've been going for more than 10years, I might even already know you.

SF karaoke circuit habitué? I'm probably already .on your Facebook. But try messaging anyway, if you've carefully read my profile, and think you're someone I want to know.

Now solicting advice on limiting stickiness, in ONLY the confectionary sense,tyvm.