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CulinaryMerc

35 M Napa, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
FIRST: Forgive the dead hamster on my face, I took a bet to see if I could go three weeks without shaving, this is the result.
Clearly I have yet to reach puberty.

I'm a Chef. It's not only what I do, it's very much part of who I am, but it's not all that I am.

BONUS: I do look like my pictures*
(*Only the ones you find handsome though, the unattractive ones are not me. I have an ugly identical twin who shows up only in photos; he's a jerk.)

So..Food? check.
Laughter? check.
Outdoorsy McGuyver thing? check.
Wine? double check
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Chef with my own Catering business, which I take very seriously.....
I also cook for friends and fun*

(*which I take much less seriously)

The more wine or whiskey involved, the less serious it gets.

For fun:
Trail running, Reading, Gardening, Swimming, Beach lounging, Scuba diving, camping, wilderness backpacking, and ice cold gin and tonics...

You'll want to know me when the zombie apocalypse hits and you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail.
I’m really good at
Producing A Five Star Dinner ANYWHERE, like a culinary McGyvver...

Competing in tough mudder, spartan race, c.o.p.e...
I work with food all day, if I didn't work out regularly I'd be corpulent.

Utilizing words like "corpulent".

Spontaneous aggressive-silly dancing at very inappropriate times.

Writing bad haiku*

(*Apologies to any of my Japanese friends)
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good*.
And:
you might notice
My tattoos, accent, and the fact I like typing disclaimers*

(* truth)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddhartha, Shogun, Le Morte de Arthur, The Night Circus, Douglas Adams travel books, travel and History books!
...and a great deal of Sci-Fi mind candy.

Foodwise: I'm a chef, so there's not much I won't try or like.
T.V.:Meh, Don't watch it much.
Movies: Don't watch many of these either, though I do like a good pixar or action blockbuster now and then.

Music: Golgol Bordello, Billie Holliday, Mindless Self Indulgence... as you can see it runs a wide spectrum..
The six things I could never do without
My Furrbeast (dog) and Tim (other dog)
Books
Sunny days
Good friends
Wine
BBQ's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides food?
How that taking action towards improving a community is superior to waiting for it to just happen on its own*.
(*no joke here, I'm an activist)

To that end:
Activist with the Slow Food movement,
Red Cross
Sierra club.
And I vote.

I even pay for my n.p.r. membership!
"What? You always meant too but never have?" "Oh, so *you* are the reason I have to listen to an hour of fundraiser talks in the middle of 'Science Friday'."

Or maybe its the ADH-Duck? Where? Oooh shiny...

KUDOS TO YOU!
you've made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
:D
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably* working.
(*Definitely)
A lot. My "weekends" are most people's"workdays"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I had to be
Gay, I'd be Bruce Campbell's b*tch.
Shhh! Quiet don't tell!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You-
Love adventure and camping.
Love quality over quantity.
Love who you are and what you do.

You've ever said to yourself:
"Self, I need to date a chef."

You know how to laugh.

Realized the statement in the "Most Private thing...admit" box is a haiku

you are, in fact, Bruce Campbell.
Seriously, call me.