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CulinaryMerc

35 M Napa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do look like my pictures*
(*Only the ones you find handsome though, the unattractive ones are not me. I have an ugly identical twin who shows up only in photos; he's a jerk.)

SYNOPSIS:
Food? check.
Bad puns? check.
Outdoorsy McGuyver thing? check.
Wine? double check
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a fancy-shmancy-pants Chef / D list celebrity with my own estate Catering business, which I take very seriously.....
I also cook for friends and fun*

(*which I take much less seriously)

The more wine or whiskey involved, the less serious it gets.

For fun:
Reading,Trail running, Reading, Gardening, Beer, Swimming, Reading about beer, Beach lounging, lounging on a beach reading about gin and tonics while drinking a beer, Scuba diving, camping, wilderness backpacking, and ice cold gin and tonics...*
*I might have an issue. Hmmm. Nah.

You'll want to know me when the zombie apocalypse hits and you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail and a shotgun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Food.im so good at it a tire company and a guty named beard say I'm awesome.
And cave man stuff. Like fire. Hunting. Gardening.

Producing A Five Star Dinner ANYWHERE, like a culinary McGyvver...

dealing with snakes, trash day, spiders, stalker-ex's, fish guts and other icky things.

Competing in tough mudder, spartan race, c.o.p.e...
I work with food all day, if I didn't try to work out regularly I'd be corpulent.

Utilizing words like "corpulent" without sounding like an arrogant douchebag.*
(*j/k. I am a complete word douche.)

Spontaneous aggressive-silly dancing at very inappropriate times. (This is a promise and quite possibly a threat.)

Writing bad haiku. Want one?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell good*.
And:
you might notice
My tattoos, accent, and the fact I like typing disclaimers*

(* truth)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Siddhartha, Shogun, Le Morte de Arthur, The Night Circus, Douglas Adams travel books, travel and History books!
...and a great deal of Sci-Fi mind candy.

Foodwise: I'm a chef, so there's not much I won't try or like.
T.V.:Meh, Don't watch it much.
Movies: Don't watch many of these either, though I do like a good pixar or action blockbuster now and then.

Music: Golgol Bordello, Billie Holliday, Mindless Self Indulgence... as you can see it runs a wide spectrum..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Furrbeast (dog) and Tim (other dog)
Books
Sunny days
Good friends
A sense of humor
A beach. lake, ocean, whatever! I need water acess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Besides food or why I'm single?*
How that taking action towards improving a community is superior to waiting for it to just happen on its own●.
(*mostly self inflicted I'm certain)
(●no joke here, I'm an activist)

To that end:
Activist with the Slow Food movement,
Red Cross
Sierra club.
And I vote. (You better too!)

I even pay for my n.p.r. membership!
"What? You always meant too but never have?" "Oh, so *you* are the reason I have to listen to an hour of fundraiser talks in the middle of 'Science Friday'."

Or maybe its the ADH-Duck? Where? Oooh shiny...

KUDOS TO YOU!
you've made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
:D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably* working.
(*Definitely)
A lot. My "weekends" are most people's"workdays"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very easy to find in a Google search.
And
If I had to be
Gay, I'd be Bruce Campbell's b*tch.
Shhh! Quiet don't tell!*

*(also writing bad haiku)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You-
Love adventure and camping.
Have an excellent sense of humor.
Love who you are and what you do.

You've ever said to yourself:
"Self, I need to date a chef."

Realized the statement in the "Most Private thing...admit" box is a haiku

you are, in fact, Bruce Campbell.
Seriously, call me.