Clearly I have yet to reach puberty.
I'm a Chef. It's not only what I do, it's very much part of who I am, but it's not all that I am.
BONUS: I do look like my pictures*
(*Only the ones you find handsome though, the unattractive ones are not me. I have an ugly identical twin who shows up only in photos; he's a jerk.)
Outdoorsy McGuyver thing? check.
Wine? double check