CulinaryMerc
37 Napa, CA
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My self-summary
Welcome to the joys of e-dating! Yayyyy! I'll sign up with OK cupid, what could possibly go wrong?
Facts:
A: I'm self sufficient.

B: Not interested if you're playing the field. Kudos good for you. Make a few mistakes then we'll talk.

C: be willing to try new things! My job as the sf consulate chef means I travel alot, study cultures and cystoms, and adapt!

SKILL SYNOPSIS:
Food? check.
Bad puns? check.
Outdoorsy McGuyver thing? check.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a fancy-shmancy-pants Chef / D list celebrity. I am a private chef for the San Francisco Consulate, and own a traveling restaurant in beautiful Napa Valley.

For fun:
Reading,Trail running, Reading, Gardening, Beer, Swimming, Reading about beer, Beach lounging, lounging on a beach reading about gin and tonics while drinking a beer, Scuba diving, camping, wilderness backpacking, and ice cold gin and tonics...*l
*there's a pattern here.
You'll want to know me when the zombie apocalypse hits and you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail and a shotgun.
I’m really good at
Food. I'm so good at it that a french tire company and a guy named beard say I'm awesome.
And cave man stuff. Like fire. Hunting. Gardening.

I work with food all day, if I didn't try to work out regularly I'd be corpulent.

Utilizing words like "corpulent".

Spontaneous aggressive-silly dancing at very inappropriate times. (This is a promise, and quite possibly a threat.)

Writing bad haiku. Want one?
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good*.
And:
you might notice
My tattoos, accent, and the fact I like typing disclaimers*

(* truth)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddhartha, Shogun, Le Morte de Arthur, The Night Circus, Douglas Adams travel books, travel and History books!
...and a great deal of Sci-Fi mind candy.

Foodwise: I'm a chef, so there's not much I won't try or like.
T.V.:Meh, Don't watch it much.
Movies: Don't watch many of these either, though I do like a good pixar or action blockbuster now and then.

Music: Golgol Bordello, Billie Holliday, Mindless Self Indulgence... as you can see it runs a wide spectrum..
The six things I could never do without
My Furrbeast (dog) and Tim (other dog)
Books
Sunny days
Good friends
A sense of humor
A beach. lake, ocean, whatever! I need water acess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides food or why I'm single?*
How that taking action towards improving a community is superior to waiting for it to just happen on its own●.
(*mostly self inflicted I'm certain)
(●no joke here, I'm an activist)

To that end:
Activist with the Slow Food movement,
Red Cross
Sierra club.
And I vote. (You better too!)

KUDOS TO YOU!
you've made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
:D
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably* working.
(*Definitely)
A lot. My "weekends" are most people's"workdays"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm easy to find
I want a romance that lasts.
Cant hide from Google
You should message me if
You-
Love adventure and camping.
Have an excellent sense of humor.
Love who you are and what you do.

You've ever said to yourself:
"Self, I need to date a chef."

Realized the statement in the "Most Private thing...admit" box is a haiku

you are, in fact, Bruce Campbell.
Seriously, call me.
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