at least that's what the voices* tell me..
BONUS: I do look like my pictures*
(*Only the ones you find handsome though, the unattractive ones are not me. I have an ugly identical twin who shows up only in photos; he's a jerk.)
Outdoorsy McGuyver thing? check.
Wine? double check.
Are you smiling and getting the joke?
Soooo... read* on!
(*It'll only hurt a lil.. and I hear it's amusing.)