37 Napa, CA
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My self-summary
Welcome to the joys of e-dating! Yayyyy! I'll sign up with OK cupid, what could possibly go wrong?
A: I'm self sufficient.

B: Not interested if you're playing the field. Kudos good for you. Make a few mistakes then we'll talk.

C: be willing to try new things! My job as the sf consulate chef means I travel alot, study cultures and cystoms, and adapt!

Food? check.
Bad puns? check.
Outdoorsy McGuyver thing? check.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a fancy-shmancy-pants Chef / D list celebrity. I am a private chef for the San Francisco Consulate, and own a traveling restaurant in beautiful Napa Valley.

For fun:
Reading,Trail running, Reading, Gardening, Beer, Swimming, Reading about beer, Beach lounging, lounging on a beach reading about gin and tonics while drinking a beer, Scuba diving, camping, wilderness backpacking, and ice cold gin and tonics...*l
*there's a pattern here.
You'll want to know me when the zombie apocalypse hits and you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail and a shotgun.
I’m really good at
Food. I'm so good at it that a french tire company and a guy named beard say I'm awesome.
And cave man stuff. Like fire. Hunting. Gardening.

I work with food all day, if I didn't try to work out regularly I'd be corpulent.

Utilizing words like "corpulent".

Spontaneous aggressive-silly dancing at very inappropriate times. (This is a promise, and quite possibly a threat.)

Writing bad haiku. Want one?
The first things people usually notice about me
I smell good*.
you might notice
My tattoos, accent, and the fact I like typing disclaimers*

(* truth)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddhartha, Shogun, Le Morte de Arthur, The Night Circus, Douglas Adams travel books, travel and History books!
...and a great deal of Sci-Fi mind candy.

Foodwise: I'm a chef, so there's not much I won't try or like.
T.V.:Meh, Don't watch it much.
Movies: Don't watch many of these either, though I do like a good pixar or action blockbuster now and then.

Music: Golgol Bordello, Billie Holliday, Mindless Self Indulgence... as you can see it runs a wide spectrum..
The six things I could never do without
My Furrbeast (dog) and Tim (other dog)
Sunny days
Good friends
A sense of humor
A beach. lake, ocean, whatever! I need water acess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides food or why I'm single?*
How that taking action towards improving a community is superior to waiting for it to just happen on its own●.
(*mostly self inflicted I'm certain)
(●no joke here, I'm an activist)

To that end:
Activist with the Slow Food movement,
Red Cross
Sierra club.
And I vote. (You better too!)

you've made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably* working.
A lot. My "weekends" are most people's"workdays"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm easy to find
I want a romance that lasts.
Cant hide from Google
You should message me if
Love adventure and camping.
Have an excellent sense of humor.
Love who you are and what you do.

You've ever said to yourself:
"Self, I need to date a chef."

Realized the statement in the "Most Private thing...admit" box is a haiku

you are, in fact, Bruce Campbell.
Seriously, call me.