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24 M Ashburn, VA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:41pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Mars. I consider myself to be a mix of generic and eccentric. I have had a difficult time committing myself to relationships, partly because I am ruthlessly honest in portraying myself in social situations (I don't see the sense in pretending to have certain qualities so that others will accept me), and partly because I truly do not feel indebted to anyone other than myself, and the few people I love. That could change for an interesting enough girl.
What I’m doing with my life
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burning it from both ends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an artist. I'm an illustrator, a painter, and a musician. I play guitar, bass, drums, keys, and I currently perform vocals in a hard rock band (Flesh Peddlers -hashtag shamelessplug)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear green nail polish to ward off people who can't deal with strange or bizarre things, because I am a strange and bizarre thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of Nietzsche, Sartre, LaVey, Crowley. Philosophy intrigues me. Movies and shows- anything childish and/or sophomoric, cartoons etc. music- large metal head, but I listen to anything good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Earthly existence and the absurdity it entails often become unbearable for me. I live in a constant state of existential distress, but I do enjoy life and am generally a happy guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lol @ "typical"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sold my soul for rock and roll.
You should message me if
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You're intelligent/moderately attractive at worst. Shallow scum pig here, nice to meet ya. Sorry for being human, get off my ass. :)