1) Bail money.
2) A good excuse that fits any situation.
3) Cake. (Who doesn't like a good cake?)
4) An alibi. (Would you be mine?)
5) Oxygen. (I think EVERYONE needs a little of that.)
6) More bail money.
1) My family.
2) My friends.
3) My dog. Yeah, I said it.
4) Money. What? I need money to pay for stuff! At least I am honest
about it! And if money cannot buy happiness I guess I'll have to
rent it! (Wait, that's not what I meant. Get your mind outta the
5) GOOD food. Not just some gutfiller, but a unique and amazing
6) Back rubs. Lots and LOTS of back rubs! (Yeah, I love 'em that