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Cuneform

36 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Underpaid marketing genius. Dog enthusiast. Pop culture savant. Skeptic. Former regional Othello finalist.

Not in that order.
What I’m doing with my life
Feeding the dogs every morning.

Somehow, the rest sort of just comes together on it's own.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm.

Also, sincerity.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm there. Although I suppose this can vary.
The six things I could never do without
Spatial Reasoning
Irony
Food-based Competitons
Music on Vinyl
Movie Concept Art
Dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gravity suddenly not working. Or reverberations from a distant 10th (or 11th) dimension that cause the awareness of our existence to be an illusion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting Slinkies on escalators.

Playing Jenga on acid.

None of the above.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Does anyone else see the "empty essay" messages and sing the "little teapot" song in your head?

That and two other reasons.