Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born in Anaheim California, half of my childhood was spent in
East LA, the other half in too many cities to list. About a week
before my fourteenth birthday my mom decided to move us to
Bloomington, Indiana. We drove. With four cats, a hamster, and a
cocker spaniel named Spunky. In a four door sedan.
This town has been my home ever since. I dream often of leaving for
There's a 5 year old who follows me around while calling me
'mommy'. I can't seem to shake him. He expects me to feed him, read
him a minimum of 5 books a night, make sure the temperature of his
bath is perfect. I'm even expected to cut silly shapes out of his
PB&Jelly sandwiches while we sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly
Time". I'm forced to take him swimming, to the library for more
books, to playgrounds. I'm exposed to far too much Stuart Little
and Curious George.
*That last statement isn't 100% accurate any longer but I can't
bring myself to change it. He still does watch George every once in
a while, but mostly it's Power Rangers (the original Mighty
Morphin' Power Rangers, I had no clue they were still making them.
Screw these new guys), Batman, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(again the older series from the 80s). These, I can handle and
happily watch with him.
When not chasing my own little curious monkey around the house,
I'll pick up Dune that I've been trying to read since last July,
remember that I can't get into it and go search for whatever book I
got at the library earlier. Or I'll crank 90s Alternative on
Pandora and bake something up while singing along to Pearl Jam,
Some things I like:
When the leaves change colors. Finally perfecting a frosting
recipe. Bowling, but I'm the worst. Pool, if you thought my bowling
sucked just wait until you see my attempt at playing pool. Driving
too fast down the highway. Hiking, camping, swimming, and plenty of
other outdoors shit. Drawing and watercolors. DIY stuff. Crafts.
Stargazing. Picnics at the lake. Drive In movies. Sharing a bowl of
popcorn while spending too much time trying to pick a movie on
Netflix. Not being able to put a book down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising myself and my son.
Learning to paint.
Rereading the Harry Potter series with my son.
Building an upcycled dollhouse as a Christmas present for my 8 year
Helping seniors with health insurance.
Doing other things and stuffs..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking. Writing sometimes, nothing important or serious, kinda like
this profile. Expert doodler, I can draw an awesome Bender.
Mothering. Reasoning with the chronically absurd (aka my child).
Building a mediocre Lego robot, but my kid thinks they're bad ass..
Tying my shoes and can probably tie yours too. Being terrified of
spiders. Pretending to be a dumb blonde when it's handy. Hiding in
the closet while I eat candy. Making obscure references to my
favorite shows. Building my hopes up. Making up my mind..then
changing it..only to return to my original decision. Painting my
toenails, but not my fingernails. Cooking hot ham water. Tripping
over my own feet when I walk. Getting hit by walls or objects that
I could have sworn were not there before. Falling up stairs.
Giving, but better at receiving massages. Cussing at people who
drive too slow. Ignoring Speed Limit signs. Swearing to never make
the same mistakes, then making some of the same mistakes..
Alphabetizing my books by author then by title. Hoping for warmer
weather. Spacing out. Faking the words to songs I don't know.
Wearing socks that don't match. Finding other people's lost
objects. Being sorry that I have traveled less than I'd like to,
being glad that I have traveled as much as I have. Being a voyeur
on this website. Running in high heels, then falling down in high
heels. Releasing House Elves from slavery. Scrambling eggs. Cooking
pancakes that aren't quite done in the middle. Burning pancakes.
Burning marshmallows (but I like them that way). Burning bacon (So
this means you'll cook breakfast). Burning anything that requires
frying. Carrying 4 full drinks at once without using a tray.
Following recipes. Making lists, then losing the lists Watching an
entire TV series in one night. Being able to lick my elbow.
Smartassery. Waitressing. Lurking on imgur. Missing California.
Losing at thumb wars. Falling asleep in the bathtub with shampoo
still in my hair. Keeping a straight face when drunk customers ask
me where the restroom is and I tell them there is none. Always
being really late. Typing more random things than most people will
likely have the patience to read..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm of the female variety..?
I have hair?
I'm on the taller side?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll read anything suspensey, murdery, scifi-y,
Obviously the six book trilogy that is known as The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy.
The Stand. Oz Books (Ozma of Oz usually). Ender's Game. Odd Thomas.
Imma TV junkie.
LOST. EVERYTHING Joss Whedon. Walking Dead. Doctor Who.
Supernatural (Mm Jensen). Dexter. BSG. American Horror Story.
OITNB. Castle. Arrow. The Flash. Orphan Black. Misfits. Jericho.
Weeds. Arrested Development. Futurama. Merlin. Sherlock. Haven.
Random sitcoms. Archer. South Park. Frisky Dingo. Robot Chicken.
Sense 8. Seriously, Netflix that shit.
Horror and comedy are favorite movie genres, and I love a good
flick that can make me cry..which isn't hard. Example: I've watched
the series finale of Lost probably about 20 times and still cry
The Little Mermaid. Cabin in the Woods. Peter Sellers Pink Panther
films. Love Actually. The Time Traveler's Wife. Peter Pan.
Labyrinth. The Goonies. Half Baked. Hocus Pocus. Scary Movie 4. The
Boondock Saints. Super Troopers.
I listen mostly to alternative, rock, punk, metal, some girly shit.
I live for 90s music. I'll spare you another long ass list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would my life be like if I had stayed in California?
Why are there only 3 episodes of Sherlock per season?
When will this damn Zombie Apocalypse start?
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
Will I ever get a sailboat?
Who shot the deputy?
Where should I move to?
Would I look good blonde?
4 8 15 16 23 42.
Whether that spider I just saw in my bathroom will come back or
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a time traveler. I have the flip phone to prove it.
Also, I can't whistle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read this whole thing, you MIGHT get a cookie.
It took you less than 2 minutes to read all this, you could get a
You're a mad man with a blue box that can travel through time and
space. Seriously, my bag is packed.
You wanna share your zombie apocalypse plans.
You can teach me to throw knives.
Or wield a sword.
Or shoot a bow.
You will grant me three wishes.
Our enemy percentage is over 70, I'm in the market for a new arch
You want to grab a bite at Milliways, I've heard the steaks are
You want to participate in the Greatest International Scavenger
Hunt the World Has Ever Seen. GISHWHES. Look it up.
You just found a million dollars on the ground and you could've
sworn you just saw me drop it.
You like cats and wouldn't mind sleeping with kids.
I.....uh, think I messed that last one up. Well this is
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