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My self-summary

I was born in Anaheim California, half of my childhood was spent in East LA, the other half in too many cities to list. About a week before my fourteenth birthday my mom decided to move us to Bloomington, Indiana. We drove. With four cats, a hamster, and a cocker spaniel named Spunky. In a four door sedan.
This town has been my home ever since. I dream often of leaving for anywhere West.

There's a 5 year old who follows me around while calling me 'mommy'. I can't seem to shake him. He expects me to feed him, read him a minimum of 5 books a night, make sure the temperature of his bath is perfect. I'm even expected to cut silly shapes out of his PB&Jelly sandwiches while we sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time". I'm forced to take him swimming, to the library for more books, to playgrounds. I'm exposed to far too much Stuart Little and Curious George.

*That last statement isn't 100% accurate any longer but I can't bring myself to change it. He still does watch George every once in a while, but mostly it's Power Rangers (the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, I had no clue they were still making them. Screw these new guys), Batman, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (again the older series from the 80s). These, I can handle and happily watch with him.

When not chasing my own little curious monkey around the house, I'll pick up Dune that I've been trying to read since last July, remember that I can't get into it and go search for whatever book I got at the library earlier. Or I'll crank 90s Alternative on Pandora and bake something up while singing along to Pearl Jam, horribly.

Some things I like:

When the leaves change colors. Finally perfecting a frosting recipe. Bowling, but I'm the worst. Pool, if you thought my bowling sucked just wait until you see my attempt at playing pool. Driving too fast down the highway. Hiking, camping, swimming, and plenty of other outdoors shit. Drawing and watercolors. DIY stuff. Crafts. Stargazing. Picnics at the lake. Drive In movies. Sharing a bowl of popcorn while spending too much time trying to pick a movie on Netflix. Not being able to put a book down.
What I’m doing with my life
Raising myself and my son.
Learning to paint.
Rereading the Harry Potter series with the kid.
Doing other things and stuffs..
I’m really good at
Baking. Writing sometimes, nothing important or serious, kinda like this profile. Expert doodler, I can draw an awesome Bender. Mothering. Reasoning with the chronically absurd (aka my child). Building a mediocre Lego robot, but my kid thinks they're bad ass.. Tying my shoes and can probably tie yours too. Being terrified of spiders. Hiding in the closet while I eat candy. Making obscure references to my favorite shows. Building my hopes up. Making up my mind..then changing it..only to return to my original decision. Painting my toenails, but not my fingernails. Cooking hot ham water. Tripping over my own feet when I walk. Getting hit by walls or objects that I could have sworn were not there before. Falling up stairs. Giving, but better at receiving massages. Cussing at people who drive too slow. Ignoring Speed Limit signs. Swearing to never make the same mistakes, then making some of the same mistakes.. Alphabetizing my books by author then by title. Hoping for warmer weather. Spacing out. Faking the words to songs I don't know. Wearing socks that don't match. Finding other people's lost objects. Being sorry that I have traveled less than I'd like to, being glad that I have traveled as much as I have. Being a voyeur on this website. Running in high heels, then falling down in high heels. Releasing House Elves from slavery. Scrambling eggs. Cooking pancakes that aren't quite done in the middle. Burning pancakes. Burning marshmallows (but I like them that way). Burning bacon (So this means you'll cook breakfast). Burning anything that requires frying. Carrying 4 full drinks at once without using a tray. Following recipes. Making lists, then losing the lists Watching an entire TV series in one night. Being able to lick my elbow. Smartassery. Waitressing. Lurking on imgur. Missing California. Losing at thumb wars. Falling asleep in the bathtub with shampoo still in my hair. Keeping a straight face when drunk customers ask me where the restroom is and I tell them there is none. Always being really late. Typing more random things than most people will likely have the patience to read..
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm of the female variety..?
I have hair?
I'm on the taller side?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll read anything suspensey, murdery, scifi-y, supernaturally...
Obviously the six book trilogy that is known as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The Stand. Oz Books (Ozma of Oz usually). Ender's Game. Odd Thomas. 11/22/63.

Imma TV junkie.
LOST. EVERYTHING Joss Whedon. Walking Dead. Doctor Who. Supernatural (Mm Jensen). Dexter. BSG. American Horror Story. OITNB. Castle. Arrow. The Flash. Orphan Black. Misfits. Jericho. Weeds. Arrested Development. Futurama. Merlin. Sherlock. Haven. Random sitcoms. Archer. South Park. Frisky Dingo. Robot Chicken. iZombie.
Sense 8. Seriously, Netflix that shit.

Horror and comedy are favorite movie genres, and I love a good flick that can make me cry..which isn't hard. Example: I've watched the series finale of Lost probably about 20 times and still cry every time.
The Little Mermaid. Cabin in the Woods. Peter Sellers Pink Panther films. Love Actually. The Time Traveler's Wife. Peter Pan. Labyrinth. The Goonies. Half Baked. Hocus Pocus. Scary Movie 4. The Boondock Saints. Super Troopers.

I listen mostly to alternative, rock, punk, metal, some girly shit. I live for 90s music. I'll spare you another long ass list.

Food...yes please.
The six things I could never do without
A towel.
Morning caffeine.
Red Meat.
Trees. .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would my life be like if I had stayed in California?
Why are there only 3 episodes of Sherlock per season?
When will this damn Zombie Apocalypse start?
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
Will I ever get a sailboat?
Who shot the deputy?
Where should I move to?
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.
Would I look good blonde?
4 8 15 16 23 42.
Whether that spider I just saw in my bathroom will come back or not...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a time traveler. I have the flip phone to prove it.

Also, I can't whistle.
You should message me if
You actually read this whole thing, you MIGHT get a cookie.
It took you less than 2 minutes to read all this, you could get a cupcake.

You're a mad man with a blue box that can travel through time and space. Seriously, my bag is packed.

You wanna share your zombie apocalypse plans.
You can teach me to throw knives.
Or wield a sword.
Or shoot a bow.

You will grant me three wishes.

Our enemy percentage is over 70, I'm in the market for a new arch nemesis.

You want to grab a bite at Milliways, I've heard the steaks are amazing.

You want to participate in the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen. GISHWHES. Look it up.

You just found a million dollars on the ground and you could've sworn you just saw me drop it.

You like cats and wouldn't mind sleeping with kids.

I.....uh, think I messed that last one up. Well this is embarrassing..