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WriteKnightsTale

26 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I move fast....think you can keep up?

Well, I'm in L.A. and I want to get into the film industry. Shocker right? I have a entertainment Blogging job and I write things on paper too (wha??? who does that?). But here's some truth or dare for you. And by dare, I mean lies.

TRUTHS
-I like to have fun
-I have a strange affinity for Donald Ducking...ask me what that means later
-Laughing is the best medicine...after morphine
-I love people...whether it's one on one or a huge group
-I think my life is destined to be the knight in shining armor for that special someone or anyone else in need...but according to religiously being on this site to no avail...realllllly starting to rethink that...
-I lie a lot. You can't stop me from lounging around (ba-dum, chish).
-I am a fantastic speller. I also have a large vocabulary and splendidly superb knowledge of grammar (Cheating as I am an English grad). I also flatter myself quite nicely because of this.
-Let's have fun...and see where this goes...okay not really a truth but who cares

LIES
-I like roller coasters
-I am not a narcissist
-I frequently make fun of old people
-Being black, I have been shot several times
-I am not a narcissist
-I do not like video games
-I do not relentlessly pursue being right about everything. Losing is okay with me and I can accept defeat
-I take everything way too seriously

Mind riddle....if you read the narcissist parts...that's a double negative...meaning that I am a narcissist and that is in the lie section...so am or am i not a narcissist.....BRAIN F**K!!!!!!!!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question.

I'm doing everything beyond everything I want to do in my life because I am so cool and I don't sit and wallow in the "what could have been" Unfortunately, the elusive relationship evades my grasp time amid time....Alas, I truly am doing nothing with my life which means I lose. Woe is me and such and such.

But to answer the question more simply, I am a writer who has fun with words.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sports, music, playing my guitar (I think), talking, having fun, laughing, writing poetry...But I believe I am the best at going on rants....It's hard to stop...it's like crack, heroin, meth, shrooms, acid, blah blah blah

New additions:
I am really good at being deadpan, joking to a point where you have no idea if I am serious, making fun of you, or being a trickster...

Cooking, dreaming, fantasizing, being optimistically pessimistic, among other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What would YOU notice if a huge black guy came walking towards you? lol

*I can't stress it enough. I'm not fat or anything but I am a bigger guy. I will be a bigger guy. Many people expect that I am joking but seriously, I've got some meat on me.

But it may be my clothes...I like bright colors to dress nice or my smile (it's not that great). But I still won't lie...being an ex-linebacker (and rugby player), I take up alot of space...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC:
LMFAO, MGMT, The Killers, Bombay Bicycle Club, SLEIGH BELLS, Kid Cudi, the Cool Kids, Drake, CHILDSIH GAMBINO, Miami Horror, The Black Kids, Rascal Flatts, most 80s and 90s music, Gucci Mane, September, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Usher, Bloc Party, Minus the Bear, The Lonely Island, Imogen Heap, songs I make up on my guitar or in my head, Boys Noize, DAFT PUNK!!!!!! (new additions: Beach House and Theophilus London)

BOOKS:
All Harry Potter books, GQ(yes, it counts), Monster, Chuck Palahniuk books, certain books on sexuality (it is fascinating research, blame my college), complete idiot's guide/dummies guides, tears of a tiger, S.E. Hinton Books, Shakespeare, To Kill a Mockingbird, Charles Dickens books, too many to list

MOVIES:
A Knight's Tale, Drive, Indie comedies, Pineapple Express, Fight Club, Dance Flick, superhero movies, Waiting..., Pirates of the Carribean, Wedding Crashers, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You, Man, 200 Cigarettes, Clerks, Mallrats, Angels in the Outfield, Pagemaster, Little Mermaid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
fun
sports
words
dreams
cell phone
(not in a particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life...but who doesn't think about that....

and why we all are so cool
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm never pinned down so I do whatever comes up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am very, very sensitive.........to horse radish...ha...hah...ha? But yes, I have an ego like most males but I'm not really afraid of my feelings.

Plus I invented the internet
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want, it's your choice not mine....chances are you will not but I'll answer ya even if there isn't a chance we could hang....i.e. if we're not a match or you live in Alaska, I'll still write back...maybe, if I have time.

Also, if you're okay with a chill guy because I'm definitely the guy that will hold your hair while you throw up and only minimally make fun of you afterwards.

Also, who doesn't want to explore L.A. with someone???