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35 London, UK Man


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  • Ages 24–45
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  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Mar 18
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hi there, is this the bit where i have to say how great i am?,.......Well im creative and funny, a bit different from the norm, a good sense of humour and a few very close friends. i can be very outgoing in my stand up comedy self, but also very shy alot of the time. Ben
What I’m doing with my life
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my main job is teaching guitar and music theory, this is great because i get to teach people of all ages. I have also been doing stand up comedy for over 4 years, this has got to be the best thing ive ever done, i have done gigs all over the country , have met loads of new friends and have gigged with famous comedians. here is a video of me doing stand up (my stage name is Gwilum Argos btw !)
I’m really good at
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I am best at playing and teaching the guitar. i am also very good at writing comedy, including stand up and comedy plays. i also perform stand up comedy and host comedy nights.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my very dark eyes !
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: nineteen eighty four, Animal Farm, Life of Pi, An evil Cradling, autobiographies - Ozzy, Slash, Frank Skinner, Keith Richards

Films: Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Blair Witch Project, The Omen, An American Werewolf in London, Naked, I.D. ,nineteen eighty four, Planet of the Apes, Robocop, Jaws, American Beauty, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, Back to the Future, Big, ET, This is Spinal Tap, Trading Places, Life of Brian

TV: Family Guy, Blackadder, Alan Partridge, The Young Ones, Bottom, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Getting On, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Lead Balloon, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses
The Office, Extras,

Music: Metallica, RHCP, Guns n Roses, The Almighty, Ozzy
Aerosmith, Alice In Chains, Motorhead, Jimi Hendrix, Foo Fighters, Terrovision, The Smiths, Manics, Nick Drake, Simon and Garfunkel, Paloma Faith

Food: Indian, Chinese
The six things I could never do without
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My niece
my guitar and music
performing stand up comedy
indian and Chinese food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
comedy ideas and people
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out with a friend or 2, having a few beers or doing a stand up comedy gig
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ive had both of my corneas replaced !
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