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CuriousUnicorn

28 Buffalo, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a very interesting case study in how the universe works in strange ways. I have views that others view as bizarre; I believe in chivalry, in that men should be subservient to the needs and wants of the woman that they are involved with. This isn’t necessarily slavery, but more akin to a knight and a princess, who needs to be rescued. I look around and see how those around me treat their girlfriends, wives, etc., and its pathetic. I strive to do better, and not be alone. I want to find someone to shower someone with affection, and have them accept me.

I have a very unique sense of humor, and I tend to be the focus of attention, even though I don’t care for it that much. I like going out and doing things, but I also like to stay in and do simple things. I can be quiet at times too, I hate to always have to be ‘on,’ especially when I’m around people I’m intimate with. I’m a romantic at heart, and like when women get jealous of the woman I’m with because of the things I do for her. I’m hyper intelligent, and value someone I can have a good conversation with. One day, I hope to do something great, and I think I will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a relentless dreamer, and currently I work in retail. Its not the most glamorous thing in the world, but it pays me, for now. My goal is to be the absolute best I can possibly be, for myself and those around me. I'm still deciding if I want to go back to school; I went for two semesters and had to stop, I ran out of financial aid :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an eloquent speaker, and a poetic writer. I can be memorizing at times, but above all, I'm fun to be around, and my humor is a wonderful thing. It can be random at times, but I always try to help the people around me have a good time. I'm also a hell of a poker player, and a decent chef when the occassion calls for it...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is the giant egg that I take everywhere with me! I kid, I don't take it everywhere! :/ Honestly though, probably my sense of humor, or the fact that I'm a giant person! I'm heavier, but not like ridiculous like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons big. I'm just wide, built like a linebacker, but it's a shame I never played football, or I could be on the cover of a game...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm all over the place with this stuff, I could write for days, but I'll spare you the boredom. I tend to like horror movies, but action is OK too. I really am a movie buff. I don't read as much as I used to, and should really read more. I'm a musical encyclopedia, and my iPod is a jukebox. My top three are Lady GaGa, Van Halen, and Duran Duran...so ridiculous, I need help, but I love almost anything!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My iPod
2. My intelligence
3. Umm...the giant egg friend Eggbert Omletter
4. Love~!
5. A banana
6. My 'Sexy Grampa' hat I found
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and what it holds for me. I think constantly about love, and being with someone I truly love, and will never leave! I also think about my spirituality alot, and the great mysteries of life!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...knitting, or cleaning up the mean streets! Honestly, probably working, or sitting around doing nothing. I haven't gone out to the bars or clubs in years. Occassionally I be hanging out with someone, but usually its an early night. I'd love to do something, but I have no one to do anything with! That's why I here! ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tough dude, and no one messes with me, but I have to admit, I'm such sappy little girl when it comes to some things, especially romance. I guess I have a sensitive side? There's more, but I'm not telling....yet. ;)
You should message me if
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...any of this appeals to you. I really am a nice guy, and I'm fun to be around. I love to talk, and I'm sure if you're actaully willing to message me, or haven't fallen asleep halfway through my profile, you're probably someone I'd be interested in. All I can say is I'm an adventure!