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Curlythetank

31 M Perth, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being tasked to describe yourself is hard! So I guess it will be easier to give you a point of reference, the sexiest and coolest man alive David Duchovny...

I am not so tall and handsome, nor so funny or charming and definitely no where near as wealthy. But on the plus side I definitely don't have a porn addiction.

My mum thinks I am cool and my friends think I am an jerk but I guess the truth is somewhere in between. To me I am just me. I am definitely a bit of a geek and doing geeky things like playing games and reading long winded fantasy books about elves and dwarves and space ships and such.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am hard at work pulling out my hair because of a promotion at work. I work for BP and used to spend my days in the cafe making and teaching coffee. However now I have moved into the office and learning to run my own service station.

While not working I pursue pass times such playing games, reading books or watching TV and movies and subsequently annoying people with my opinions of them. When I am feeling more active I enjoy walking and hiking.

EDIT: It's been a while since I played any of the games mentioned here. Lately I have been toing and froing between New Super Mario Bros U and ZombiU. The last game I cleared was Dear Ester :P

I wish I could come up with something a little more exciting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It depends who I am with at the time. On my own I can convince myself I am awesome at everything. On the internet you can't prove otherwise. I like to cook food so luckily for me I don't spend a lot of time in restaurant kitchens to dissuade me from the notion otherwise. My dirty secret though is I never had a successful career in big game hunting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know I really can't remember the last time some one actually wound up letting me know what that is. Or even just blurted it out at the sight of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Historically fantasy because I grew up a bit of a geek in an rugged manly man out back environment. Escapism for the win! I still like fantasy a lot but now I dabble in sci-fi and comics.

Novels: Raymond E Feist (Serpent War saga and earlier), George R R Martin, R A Salvatore, Philip K Dick and Black Library stuff.

Shows: X-Files, Star Trek, Star Gate, Deadwood, Justified, He-man, Thundercats, Transformers, cartoons in general, Community and on and on.

Music: All sorts. Mostly metal and rock. Though love the oldies and easy listening. Almost never rap, not into slapping bitches sorry.

Food: All of it though mostly likely find my eating out at asian restaurants because its cheap AND tasty :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends, 2. well I thought about it for a while but I could only think of stuff I actually really liked rather then stuff I could do without. Materialist whore, indecisive or cop out? eek.

...by popular demand I am rescinding my previous statement. Six things I couldn't bare to be without: 1. friends, 2. my television, 3. my games, 4. my books, 5. food and 6. oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It depends what I am obsessing over for the week. Right now I am thinking a lot about sleep and sleeping. Other times I am thinking about that book I've been trying to finish. I tend to get caught up in my hobbies and the impending after work fun times. For a least a few hours every day I think about work but rarely while I am actually there and it would be useful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I lieu of something interesting or clever to say I am going to say that I go mountain biking and wrestle sharks. I find it is much easier to wrestle sharks successfully at high altitudes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Private admissions lolol... Alright, alright not so good. Umm I am not too sure but I am usually pretty open to answering any sort of question.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love purple dragons!

You are my 100% rated enemy! I really want to know who my nemesis is out there. Equally I promise not to plan your downfall or put burning crap on your porch.

Or alternatively if you find yourself curious about something I have written here. That we share interests because they are fun to talk about. Or not because I like learning about the fun things that other people do as well.