Sometimes I pretend to be normal but its gets boring, so I go back to being me.
Two things define you. Your PATIENCE when you have nothing, and your ATTITUDE when you have everything. People don't regret what they do, people regret what they didn't do.
Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner still cracks me up, but so does Zooey Dechanel in The New Girl, Gabriel Iglesias and of course you can not leave out Jeff Dunham. You could find me at a concert, freeline fishing at Ocean Shores, lounging at home in my pajamas, watching the latest blockbuster starring YOU, or simply exploring this giant playground we call the world.
I am a man of journey. There many things in life that are valuable, But the most valuable commodity I will ever have outside of my health is TIME.
My ideal partner will be Intelligent, Tall (er than whatever, booooring !), Well Educated, Lots of fun, Down to earth, Rich, Very Rich, Very Very Very Rich, Over 90 years of age, have a bad heart (or any other life threatening complaints), No kids or ex husbands, Willing to leave me all her money, And her houses, apartments, condos and yachts. Yes I want the Ferrari too. Season tickets! I want season tickets! A private plane wouldn't go astray.... and maybe a harem of naked female slaves to fulfill my every desire? Oh!! I want a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport!! It has to be a red one, because red cars go faster. It's a well documented fact!