CurvaSud
28 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
First things first, I'm married to kellsbells_ - she's a smoke show (we also met on OkCupid, so yay). We've got the whole ethically non-monogamous thing going, so with that said, I'm obviously looking for others who are OK with that.

People I know call me Patches. I'm an introvert who enjoys sarcasm, dry humour and poorly timed dad jokes. I like soccer, spoken word poetry, and most recently, lifting heavy things and putting them down. I'm also a softy for animals (which is good considering I have two dogs and a cat).

INTP
What I’m doing with my life
Jobbing. Living. Loving.

Overthinking this question.
I’m really good at
Writing
Not writing as much as I should
Pointing out incredibly awkward situations
Being the cause of incredibly awkward situations
Getting things done at the last possible minute
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea, I've never asked anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Outsiders, Live for a Living, Gentleman Practice, Over the Anvil We Stretch, The Last American Valentine, Pole Dancing to Gospel Hymns, The Gun Seller

Movies: Insidious, Rec 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Reservoir Dogs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, __________ of the Dead, Oxy-Morons

Batman. Lots of Batman.

Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Trailer Park Boys, Criminal Minds, Third Watch, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House, The Walking Dead, Rectify

Music: Damien Rice, Ben Howard, Tyler the Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Hodgy Beats, Swedish House Mafia, A$AP Rocky, Black Hippy, Flatbush Zombies, Wolfgang Gartner, Ray Lamontage, The Album Leaf, Porter Robinson, Brand New, Deftones, Circa Survive, Noah Gundersen

Food: I probably love just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
My Wife
My Animals
Quiet
Coffee
My Kitchen
Reddit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magnets
Ghouls (Little green ghouls, buddy!)
Milk-steak
My dislike of peoples' knees (seriously; cover your knees up if you're going to be walkin around everywhere)

How much cheese is too much cheese?

(If you understood this reference that's 20 bonus points).
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm equally likely to be out all night getting into some sort of trouble, or staying in thankful that I'm not causing trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. AMA
You should message me if
You appreciate a good conversation and/or laugh and/or joint and/or beer and/or all of the above at the same time. It helps if you're also in the whole non-monogamous/pro-poly thing too.
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