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26 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
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Just moved back to Portland and am loving it here again. Left Bozeman, MT on a whim (another great town by the way) and came back to the city. I'm trying to develop what the next five or ten years of my life are going to look like pretty soon but I'm not too sure considering I don't ever seem to stay in one place. Anyways, I'm figuring on settling down here and staying in one spot for a long while. I'm trying to get to know Portland again after leaving.

After spending the last couple of years traveling the country within a political career, it feels good to want to stay in one place. Although I love politics and the arguments that go with that career path, the moving around just got to me. So I'm going to continue line cooking for awhile until I either go back to school (finish up the mathematics degree) or find a more stable political job.

That's I guess the update of what I'm doing now; who I am is a little bit harder to describe.

I guess I'd start off with the statement that when I find that I like something, I revel in it without any apprehension. From rooting my 49ers on to playing tennis, drinking beer and wine or debating politics, if I'm into something I really don't get tired of it. I can watch good movies and listen to my taste in music for hours on end without even a thought to what else is going on. I also don't get tired of the people I like either and really don't get tired of their company whether it be friends, family or a relationship. That sentiment is very important to me.

I also really appreciate things that have a great amount of quality. And that statement also goes for a wide array of things as well. I feel like so many things have been run down that when you see a great show or movie or have good food or participate in a meaningful discussion, that its worth its weight in gold. I really value things I think are excellent like The Walking Dead or perfect medium rare burger; certain things are so rich in quality that its impossible to ignore them at times.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a job I like in Portland, OR and hitting up the concert scene.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arguing, not really debate but argument. Academically, I would say mathematics but its boring to me. I'd say I'm a good tennis player as well but as far as sports, my skills are probably best used in coaching football.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't have a lot of professionalism and that I'm casual about everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm haven't read a lot of books lately. Most recently was Utopia by Thomas More but that was over 3 years ago. I read too much Wikipedia; I have Aziz Ansari's habit of looking up everything about stupid things like capsaicin, mud daubers and movie villains. I like online reading a lot too though: Gawker media, Nerd Approved, Politico, mainstream news pref is,, Pitchfork, and anything really 49ers related. I know way too many San Francisco media sites for a Montanan.

As far as movies, Silence of the Lambs is the favorite. Big fan of directors Christopher Nolan, David Cronenberg and Neil Blomkamp. Comedically, I'm all over the map. Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Apatow, Shadyac films are all good. Also I like anything with good sentiment, Silver Linings Playbook is a fine example. Good movies are just good movies no matter what they're about, a movie absolutism if you will.

After the required Daily Show and Colbert Report mentions, TV shows include The League, Its Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, The Office, Whitest Kids U Know, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Freaks and Geeks, Boy Meets World, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards. Only 7/13 of them are still running so I'm trying to broaden the horizon. I'm not sold on NBC's Hannibal yet or A&E's Bates Motel. They both lack the sinister level of their muses. BBCA's Orphan Black may be the best season 1 going on right now. I'll have to give Sundance's Rectify and On Top of the Lake a chance as well.

Music is by far my greatest interest. I'm probably best described as a British and Indie rock fan. The Vaccines, The Virgins, Palma Violets, Born Ruffians, Arctic Monkeys, The Maccabees, Frightened Rabbit, Foals, Vampire Weekend, San Cisco, Ra Ra Riot, Two Door Cinema Club, Bombay Bicycle Club, Library Voices... Many others but the above are being played constantly currently.

As for food, its the only artistic thing I'm good at. My favorite thing to do is marry Scoville units with the right amount of fruit in a dish; Habaneros, Jalepenos, Poblanos are constantly in the kitchen. Avocados are also always in the mix as the texture and color allows for some colorful dishes. Beef, pork and chicken are easy but in my preference I prefer almost any other meats; lamb, venison, bison, duck etc. And almost any fish or shellfish will be preferred as well especially oysters or lobster.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Politics, 49ers, argument, music, the internet and food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the amount of joy people get from schadenfreude in this country; from reality TV to Youtube, its almost everywhere. I also spend vast amounts of time trying to understand and empathize with people who don't like me; I find that fascinating as well considering that unless someone is downright hateful, I tend to get along with everyone I've met.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out drinking and thinking about things. Probably putting too much money into a jukebox somewhere; most likely playing music that will trigger some nostalgia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really really like Domino's Philly Cheese Steak Pizza. Its like my #1 guilty pressure. I really hate that I like it too because my taste in food is usually better than such but it just really hits the spot sometimes. I'm pretty sure I'm getting cancer or developing heart disease from it or at least will stroke will eating it at one point. I hate liking it.
You should message me if
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you share some of the interests above and don't mind spirited conversation.