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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 10:35am
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Fluently), English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
well, after much thought i have come to the conclusion that i just don't really know. i can make people laugh, but does that make me a funny person, or do i just have a little funniness? but what i can tell you is that i love to write, and making up stories is the most beautiful thing someone can do for a living.
so then, that should be enough to get you started, and i'm glad you read this far :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
let me just start off by saying: yes, and to a lesser, but possibly to an even greater extent, no
after this brief introduction, which you might need clearer instructions how to understand it (please contact the helpline provided), i am a inventor of stories, a lover of films and books and a not-quite-yet creator of gizmos and knick-knacks. what i am therefore doing with my life, to come back to the initial question, is enhancing my ability to express my strange and often silly thoughts so they can be read as stories, and advancing my as of yet very limited knowledge of mechanics, electronics and, most importantly, aerospace engineering. I WILL FLY!!
also i would love to someday open a caké (café that mainly serves various kinds of cakes) with a strong influence of literature surrounding the customers. i do believe that is all there is to my doings of lifey activities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
really good compared to what? does that mean a professional of the field wouldn't be any better at it than me? or rather good for a beginner? seriously, can't the questions be clearer?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i always look like i'm stoned, even though i never actually have the pleasure of it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i haven't read enough books yet to be able to deem one a favourite, but i do quite like oscar wilde

since i don't feel like having pains in my hands i'll keep the films list short: a lot

i love doctor who above all else, i also love sherlock, robin hood, hustle, leverage, sanctuary, jonathan creek, community, luther, simpsons, quite like merlin, arrested development, family guy, futurama and others

music is something i enjoy with almost no boundaries, just not so much metal, and no jodel at all, EVER!!! but all else i am open to give a listen to

YES!! FOOD!! HAHAHAAAAAA!!! i love food!
however, if you were bothered to look at that column of short informations, it says i eat strictly anything... NOT TRUE!!! i do NOT, repeat NOT eat celery, you can't make me, and if you try be prepared to suffer greatly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pen, a note-pad, an idea, the words to articulate the idea, someone to tell me that it's a terrible idea, and a publisher to publish said terrible idea

luckily i can do without oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
six is a very specific number... i mean what if it had been seven, could people have come up with seven things? or five, what if some people couldn't have fit it all into the number five... maybe six is a scientifically divined number, and the folks from OkCupid actually had a plan when they said "the six things"... who knows
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating a book, reading a film, whatching food, or just thinking up silly things to say
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am slightly mad, and i like it
and i am clumsy as no other living thing and manage the funniest accidents, e.g. i was cutting cheese one time and cut my nose in the process
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have the remarkable ability o transform oxygen into another gaseous substance that hinders light from traveling freely
if you want to know something true about me, please go to your local information point, tell them i sent you, and don't send me the hospital invoice, i used the word if, the choice was up to you
(or just ask me, i will most probably tell you a truth)