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CyanTsunami

26 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am sarcastic, but with a really good sense of humor(Don't worry, I have references.) I am somewhat reserved in the beginning, but open up pretty quick. I love listening to people, hearing peoples' stories and experiences. I love movies. I'm 26 and I have one cat. I love having my friends over, and going out and having fun. I am a big fan of games(video or otherwise) and playing with other people. I'm from California, and tell everyone who asks that, even though I left there when I was 4 and lived in Georgia for 21 years.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Denver from Georgia last year and am loving every minute of it so far. No humidity, 300ish days of "clear" weather, being within 15 mins of anything I need, and no humidity(I said it twice for a reason). What more could a guy want? I work for the City and County of Denver, not glamorous I know, but a job is a job. I am trying to explore more of the city, but it is not as much fun going out by myself.

Losing weight on keto, so I can't wait to update these pictures soon.
I’m really good at
Humor, poker(although I could be really crappy and just such an awesome bluffer I am fooling myself), guessing cooking reality show contestant winners(Chopped I am looking at you), and currently have the upper hand in the eternal struggle for dominance between me and my cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
My stature, eyes, and headphone cords I wear whenever I am out and about by myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Piers Anthony, Michael Crichton, Jon Stewart(America and Earth), Trigun Maximum, Halo series, Tina Fey, Harry Potter.
Movies: The Departed, How to Train your Dragon, Scott Pilgrim, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, The Big Lebowski, Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz, Platoon, Back to the Future Trilogy, the Incredibles, Looper, X-Men First Class.
T.V.: Archer, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Futurama, Louie, Ninja Warrior, Mad Men, Titus, Chopped, English Premier League, World Cup (Go go U.S. Mens!!), Community, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, and THe Colbert Report.
Music: Coheed and Cambria, Switchfoot, Tool, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, A Perfect Circle, Queen, 311, Breaking Benjamin, Finger Eleven, Gorillaz, Childish Gambino, Garfunkel and Oates.
Food: Hot Wings, Beef Jerky, Caesar Salads, Steak, Shrimp, Ribs. Started Keto a couple of weeks ago, and it going very well. Unfortunately that means no carbs for me, which means no to a lot of food I used to love. I suppose it is for the best since I was borderline addicted to them.
I see that comedy isn't specifically mentioned, but A LOT of my time is listening to stand-up. Favorites include: Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Anthony Jeselnik, Bo Burnham, Christopher Titus, Doug Benson, Aziz Ansari, George Carlin
The six things I could never do without
Music, My Friends, Sunglasses, Animals, Computer or some device that allows me to still be connected to the internet, and any form of visual or physical interactive entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life, the world, everything and anything. My mind is in complete control of my frequent daydreams and can sometimes be distracting.
Visual representations of music.
Imagining all the conversations people are having.
Having my mind blown by the thought that every single person I pass, interact with, or ignore all have their own lives, with countless people they interact with going back years to decades to centuries. Then my mind freezes from overload and I much reboot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing a Movie, working out at the gym at work, playing games with my roommate, out and about with my friends. Also staying at home cramming tv and movies down my throat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
3 of my top 5 guilty pleasure songs are pop-related(and sung by women.) Guess one and you win a cookie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to have fun. Want to talk with someone interesting(I know I do). I love talking to people. You have a mental itch that you just can't scratch. You want to play games (cards, video, board or other). I Also accept queries about anything you have seen in this profile or from the question bank. I am an open book (that has had all sensitive material blacked out CIA style.)