I am sarcastic, but with a really good sense of humor(Don't worry,
I have references.) I am somewhat reserved in the beginning, but
open up pretty quick. I love listening to people, hearing peoples'
stories and experiences. I love movies. I'm 27 and I have one cat.
I love having my friends over, and going out and having fun. I am a
big fan of games(video, board, etc.) and playing with other people.
I'm from California, and tell everyone who asks that, even though I
left there when I was 4 and lived in Georgia for 21 years.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Denver from Georgia two years ago and am loving every
minute of it so far. No humidity, 300ish days of "clear" weather,
being within 15 mins of anything I need, and no humidity(I said it
twice for a reason). What more could a guy want? I work for the
City and County of Denver as an accountant, not glamorous I know,
but a job is a job. I am trying to explore more of the city, but it
is not as much fun going out by myself.
Started up a weight loss plan with a friend so I can have some
I’m really good at
Humor, poker(although I could be really crappy and just such an
awesome bluffer I am fooling myself), guessing cooking reality show
contestant winners(Chopped I am looking at you), and currently have
the upper hand in the eternal struggle for dominance between me and
The first things people usually notice about me
My stature, eyes, and headphone cords I wear whenever I am out and
about by myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Piers Anthony, Michael Crichton, Jon
Stewart(America and Earth), Trigun Maximum, Halo series, Tina Fey,
Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire(Audiobooks what what).
Movies: The Departed, How to Train your Dragon,
Scott Pilgrim, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, The Big Lebowski,
Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz, Platoon, Back to the Future Trilogy, the
Incredibles, Looper, X-Men First Class.
T.V.: Archer, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs,
Dexter, Breaking Bad, Futurama, Louie, Ninja Warrior, Mad Men,
Titus, Chopped, English Premier League, World Cup (Go go U.S.
Mens!!), Community, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, The Colbert Report,
Game of Thrones, True Detective.
Music: Coheed and Cambria, Switchfoot, Tool, The
Decemberists, Modest Mouse, A Perfect Circle, Queen, 311, Breaking
Benjamin, Finger Eleven, Gorillaz, Childish Gambino, Garfunkel and
Food: Hot Wings, Beef Jerky, Caesar Salads, Steak,
Shrimp, Ribs. Started Keto a couple of weeks ago, and it going very
well. Unfortunately that means no carbs for me, which means no to a
lot of food I used to love. I suppose it is for the best since I
was borderline addicted to them.
I see that comedy isn't specifically mentioned, but A LOT of my
time is listening to stand-up. Favorites include: Louis C.K., Jim
Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Anthony Jeselnik, Bo Burnham, Christopher
Titus, Doug Benson, Aziz Ansari, George Carlin
The six things I could never do without
Music, My Friends, Sunglasses, Animals, Computer or some device
that allows me to still be connected to the internet, and any form
of visual or physical interactive entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life, the world, everything and anything. My mind is in complete
control of my frequent daydreams and can sometimes be
Visual representations of music.
Imagining all the conversations people are having.
Having my mind blown by the thought that every single person I
pass, interact with, or ignore all have their own lives, with
countless people they interact with going back years to decades to
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about with my friends. Also staying at home cramming tv and
movies down my throat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
3 of my top 5 guilty pleasure songs are pop-related(and sung by
women.) Guess one and you win a cookie.
You should message me if
You like to have fun. Want to talk with someone interesting(I know
I do). You have a mental itch that you just can't scratch. You want
to play games (cards, video, board or other). I Also accept queries
about anything you have seen in this profile or from the question
bank. I am an open book (that has had all sensitive material
blacked out CIA style.)