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My self-summary
I'm sweet (to those I like), witty, abrasive, and unapologetically me. I will tell you how it is with brutal honesty. I'd rather be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. Actions > words, even better when they match up.

I love seas and oceans; I'm an aspiring octopus. Don't read into that too much. I love long walks on the beach and short ones to the bar.

Ultimately on here to find my partner in crime. Apply within with your favorite whiskey, your blood type, and the perfect heist.
What I’m doing with my life

Working on getting to my next destination. This step is still in progress. I keep getting promoted at my current job. I know, it's so tragic.

Trying to use up my massive amount of vacation time and not be such a workaholic. I have travel planned and more in the near future. Hopefully this will help me sort some things out.

Learning Spanish and finishing my Project Management certificate. I have a degree in Electron Microscopy.

Hitting up the gym often and the shooting range when all things align.

Shower beer.

Living it, loving it, and changing it, if I'm not loving it.
I’m really good at
Being me. I would expect you to be good at being you.

Letting my curiosity get the best of me. For better or worse.

Getting tattooed.

Not giving up.

Not conforming. I do what I please and don't care what you or anyone else thinks about it. I'm not a fan of stigma and rules.

Being non-judgemental. You love your ______, so I don't have to. This is my outlook on kids, tattoos, relationships, and etc.

And lots of other things. Some talents are hidden while others are fairly obvious.
The first things people usually notice about me
The razorblades in between my knuckles.

What does that look mean?

My hair, eyes, style, or tattoos are the most common after the attempted deciphering of my facial expression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."~John Waters.

Books- Hell yes. Steinbeck, Poe, HP Lovecraft, Shel Silverstein, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Johnny Got his Gun, Neil Gaiman, The Great Gatsby, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Bukowski, and more. Really into Palahniuk at the moment.

Movies- Gone Girl (Brilliant. I love the combination of Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross and David Fincher), Heathers, action, horror (good and bad, zombie movies galore), documentaries, Sci-Fi, and I detest chick flicks. American Psycho, The Shining, The Addams Family, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Indiana Jones movies, The Boondock Saints, and lots of Tarantino movies as well.

Shows- I'm a fan of the BBC. Pulling, Skins, Mad Men, The IT Crowd, Doctor Who, Cold Case Files, The X-Files, Six Feet Under, Black Books, Adventure Time, The Walking Dead, and Archer. To name a few.

Music- If it is good, I listen to it. Punk, metal, motown, industrial, reggae, psychobilly, hip-hop, pop, rockabilly, OLD country (Johnny Cash, Buck Owens), EBM, rock, get the idea.

Food- Sriracha, eggs, blueberry muffins, and most ethnic food.
The six things I could never do without
Cups of ambition (define this how you please).
Several nice pens
Makeup (Black eyeliner and red lipstick mainly. Also includes movie type makeup for special effects.)

Bonus categories:

All these can combine in one way or another totaling six. #fuckyourlistokstupid
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving. Dogs. Science. Guns. Tattoos. Motorcycles. Arson. History.

Beards and touching beards. I'm a beard watcher and creeper. I will ask if I can touch your beard if I deem it worthy.

Why is it so hard for people to match up their words and actions. Do or do not. There is no try.

E V E R Y T H I N G. Seriously. Working on shutting my brain off from time to time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever interests me the most at that given point of time. I loathe scheduling/planning when I am outside of the workplace.

I'm GGG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm thrilled to be having a happy childhood as an adult.

If I give you my number and you send me a dick pic, it may end up in a book. Just sayin'.

I want your skull...

I'd make a great lamp.
You should message me if
You like blunt, outgoing, and intimidating women with tattoos and piercings. Bonus if you have tattoos and/or piercings yourself.

You have a dark or disturbing sense of humor.

You fancy going out for whiskey.

You are able to have a great time doing just about anything.

If you have a super adorable dog that I can hang with for hours.

If you're intelligent, funny, and can hold a decent conversation.

If you just want to poke fun at this site and/or exchange dating tales of horror.

If the power of Christ compels you.