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32 F Madison, WI

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When time permits I will change all of this. Some of this may still be true and some not. Have fun guessing.

Je suis, qui je suis. I regret nothing.

I can't speak for all the other blondes, but I do have more fun.

I've been referred to as a badass with a heart of gold.

I prefer actions over words, but words have their time and place.

I'm like a candy apple with a razor blade. Unexpected, sweet, and alluring with a vicious side. The deeper you bite, the bigger the surprise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on getting to my next destination.

Telling people what to do like a boss, because I am one.

Learning Spanish and finishing my Project Management certificate. I have a degree in Electron Microscopy.

Hitting up the gym and the shooting range regularly.

Living it, loving it, and changing it, if I'm not loving it.

Trying to relate to the rest of the human race and it's proving to be a difficult task.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the things that everyone else is thinking, doing the unexpected, and taking it the extra step beyond outrageous.

Letting my curiosity get the best of me. For better or worse.

Getting tattooed.

Not giving up.

Not conforming. I do what I please and don't care what you or anyone else thinks about it. I'm not a fan of stigma and rules.

Being non-judgemental. You love your ______, so I don't have to. This is my outlook on kids, tattoos, relationships and etc.

And lots of other things. Some talents are hidden while others are fairly obvious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The razorblades in between my knuckles.

What does that look mean?

My hair, eyes, style, or tattoos are the most common after the attempted deciphering of my facial expression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."~John Waters.

Books- Hell yes. Steinbeck, Poe, HP Lovecraft, Shel Silverstein, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Johnny Got his Gun, Neil Gaiman, The Great Gatsby, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Bukowski, and more. Really into Palahniuk at the moment.

Movies- Action, horror (good and bad, zombie movies galore), documentaries, Sci-Fi, and I detest chick flicks. American Psycho, The Shining, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Indiana Jones movies, The Boondock Saints, and lots of Tarantino movies as well.

Shows- I'm a fan of the BBC. Pulling, Skins, Mad Men, The IT Crowd, Doctor Who, Cold Case Files, The X-Files, Six Feet Under, Black Books, Adventure Time, The Walking Dead, and Archer. To name a few.

Music- If it is good, I listen to it. Punk, metal, motown, industrial, reggae, psychobilly, hip-hop, pop, rockabilly, OLD country (Johnny Cash, Buck Owens), EBM, rock, get the idea.

Food- Sriracha and most ethnic food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Several nice pens
Tattoos and piercings (set)

Some of these aren't necessarily things. I'll have to edit this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving. Dogs. Science. Guns. Tattoos. Motorcycles. Arson. History.

I don't know the meaning of love, but I think about it all the time.

My mind will not shut itself off and will jump from one topic to the next without notice. I also use both sides of my brain and would prefer that you do too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever interests me the most at that given point of time. I loathe scheduling/planning when I am outside of the workplace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm thrilled to be having a happy childhood as an adult.

I'm tattooed, pierced, and not damaged as a person. I'm looking for a bit more than a lay and willing to wade through thousands of assholes to find one man of substance.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like blunt, outgoing, and intimidating women with tattoos and piercings. Bonus if you have tattoos and/or piercings yourself.

You have a dark or disturbing sense of humor.

You fancy going out for whiskey and cigars.

You are able to have a great time doing just about anything.

If you have a super adorable dog that I can hang with for hours.

If you're intelligent, funny, and can hold a decent conversation.