My name is Lady Cyanide, not baby, hotty, sexy, mami, etc. I do not appreciate an opening line of "hi sexy". If you think I'm sexy, hot, whatever, please just say "hi, I think you are sexy." I don't like being called pet names.

I'm young and female and bored senseless. I'm NOT single(see below). I am really just lookin' for friends. Most of my friends live back home or in other states and even across the ocean, so I don't get to see them as often as I'd like. I'm really just a fun loving gal who wants to have people too hang out and be stupid with!

I like to just about anything I have time money and transportation for, and I love dressing up to go out, ....I'm not mainstream, and I'm ok with that.

I can't stand these cheaters and folks sneaking around behind their Significant Others' back..I'm polyamourous, that's how it all works, and polyamourous does not mean that I sleep around!!! Polyamourous means that I date more than one person, *IF* that relationship contains sex, cool, if not, still cool, but I don't date for sex.

I am a Domme and I have been into BDSM for over 15 years now. My only limits are scat, minors, non-human animals, vomit, dismemberment of any kind, disembowlment, and corpses...and I do understand that leaves a lot open, I'm an open person. If you have questions about any of that feel free to contact me. I am active with NELA (the New England Leather Association).

I am also an activist with local Alternative rights groups including but not limited to NCSF (National Coalition for Sexual Freedom), Transcending Boundaries, LGBT politics and rights groups, and Domestic Violence Awareness groups.

I think that's about all for this little blurb, ask away if you feel the need.

"It's CRETIN not cret-tin, if you are going to insult me do it properly," Mike Wasowski

**NOTE**: I don't' give a shit if you think I'm ugly/fat/stupid/hott/sexy, keep your opinions to yourself, I'm likely never going to meet you, and I'm sure as shit not changing for you.

**NOTE**, the second: Polite comments are accepted. As well, compliments are accepted, but the second you get rude do not expect me to be kind to you.

**NOTE**, the third: I am honest with people, if you do not want me to be honest please tell me you would rather hear what you want to hear and I will promptly close the chat window.

I am open-minded, morbid, and kinky

NOTHING!! Deal with it!

Ok, that's a complete lie. I also am in a polyamourous relationship with a great handful of folks from MA, NH, and CT, my Primary is on here as Prueba177. I am working on getting my costuming business off the ground, and there are a couple under the table gigs I'm working on as well.

Being Sarcastic among other things! Ask if you would like more information. I use Yahoo and AIM, Yahoo more than AIM, but if you ask nicely I'll open AIM. I'm also really good at insulting people by telling them the truth; as I've said before if you can't handle the truth or really don't want to hear it, just tell me I'll just ignore you.

My Tits....shit, let's be honest about this. they are 40H, and I can't see my feet below them...that's the first fucking thing people notice. Next is the fact that I'm tall...especially in my shit-kickers. My shit kickers are platform boots with a five and a half inch platform. I have been told I have a very commanding presence, and many people are either intimidated by me, or inexplicably drawn to me. I don't know what it is, people are sheep I suppose, and they naturally flock to a leader, and I am a leader.

(a) No favorite book....I read too much and it's always changing. I think one fish 2 fish red fish blue fish ranks up there though. I'm listening to Seeds of the Machina from podiobooks.com. Podiobooks rocks, free audiobooks in good quality.

(b) Labyrinth - Ok who DOESN'T love David Bowie in Spandex? Also, MirrorMask it's like Labyrinth for the darker and older crowd, even though the main character is supposed to be 15 years old. I also really love the movie Hackers..I can't explain it, just rocks, HACK THE PLANET!Strings was an awesome movie too, it's the basic love and acceptance story with war and power struggle, but all done with marionette puppets. I rented it on netflix, it really was awesome.

(c) Everything - going through a goth./industrial phase again. Read my blog I just listed one of my smaller mix CDs...at 106 songs it's not the small, but you know...I think I'll look for some of my other mixes and post those as well.

(d) No favorite food, I kinda like it edible though....and just how I order it, which can be very specific, but I tip well. I really like Polar Brand Vanilla Seltzer...it's not as bland as normal seltzer nor water, and it's not a soda so it's got none of the artificial colours nor calories in it..

1. Oxygen - kinda need to breathe it.

2. H20...you are more likely to die from dehydration than lack of food.

3. Food...yeah...necessary, especially breakfast at the Broadway Diner in Worcester, and sandwiches from Montrose Spa in Cambridge, and if you want southern style BBQ north of the mason-dixon line head to Blue Ribbon BBQ in Newton or Arlington.

4. music...I hate silence (read the Swim Mix blog)

5. clothes...I like them, I love playing dress-up

6. pillow...it sucks sleeping without one.

Stuff....and things, and more stuff..mostly about how there better be intelligent life out there, b/c if this is it, I should commit suicide now, because goddamn people are stupid, and I can't stand it. I also tend to think a lot about how to make the world greener, and how to get my business off the ground. and more stuff. I've come to the conclusion I'm a bit ADD, which wouldn't' be so bad if I wasn't' trying to live my life around Mach 10.

figuring out what to do...then getting ready and doing it. I still occasionally do Club Hell in Providence as well, their fetish night is Wednesdays, but is more fashion than fetish..*shrug*

whatever, just ask me...there aren't many things I won't answer. I just really hate the people who are like "show me your boobs". "What size are your boobs (I answered that already)"? that's freakin' annoying. So here's a few more answers off the bat:

1) No, I don't want to fuck you.

2) No, I don't want to see your naked pictures.

3) Yes, I'm in multiple relationships, with boys and girls.

4) Yes, I want an MFM.

5) No, you can't be the 3rd.

6) No, I don't gangbang.

7) No, I don't cyber.

8) No, I don't cam2cam!

9) No, I don't want to watch you masturbate on cam!

10) No, I don't want to talk about sex.

11) A great many and varied things turn me on.

12) No, I won't tell you what they are.

13) No, you can't see any more pictures of myself. The ones I care to share are already posted. That's it. Yes, I have others, but please refer to the beginning of this point to see why you can't see them.

14) There are certain things you need to know and when you need to know certain things about me I shall tell you. For the record you do not need to know my bra size (I've already answered that.), what turns me on, nor my sexual activities, as I've already provided answers to these questions.

15) NO! I AM NOT GOING TO RECOMMEND YOU RANDOM ASSHOLES TO MY FRIENDS. I can't believe I've even had to add this one!

16) It is an EXTREMELY rare occasion that I actually want to train a Newbie in the ways of BDSM. Being eager isn't enough. If you want me to train you, have a list of limits and interests prepared. Your first message is like your resume and cover letter, our first conversation a phone interview.

17) I do not give oral sex.

18) While I have listed that I am seeking casual sex, I am not seeking random sex. Casual is VERY different than random. Hence answer #1.

19) I do not have generic favorites.

20) I don't speak in hypotheticals.

Anything else please ask away, I'm sure I will update this list accordingly...

you feel like it. that and if you actually bothered to read the profile. most importantly you need to be polite.

Cheers,
Lady Cyanide

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