Random stuff about me in no particular order:
I moved here from North Carolina in '09. I figure it's probably time I met some people.
I try not to take myself or life too seriously. Sometimes I fail at this.
I grew up in WV, and have lived my entire life there and in "The South" so I have a rather heavy accent that people either love or hate.
I have a very schizophrenic sense of humor. Sometimes it's dorky, sometimes it's cheesy, sometimes it's dark and morbid, sometimes it's really sharp, sometimes it's almost normal, and sometimes it's nonexistent.
I'm partially deaf from going to too many shows without hearing protection. My favorite word is "huh?!?!?" I'm not even kidding.
I am a sucker for animals, especially big floofy cats with kicked-in faces.
Speaking of animals, I think that PETA, the "animal rights" organization, is a damn joke.
I have an 11 year old boy named Michael who lives with his mom in SC. He's my clone.
I can not stand passive-aggressive behavior.
I have an ex-girlfriend as a roommate. I know this sounds completely weird, and it probably is, but it works... at least most of the time.
I have four ferrets. If you ever come to my house and meet them, they will own you just like they own me. I don't have pet ferrets. My ferrets have pet people.
I am quite opinionated. Sometimes my opinions have a basis, sometimes they're baseless. Sometimes they seem to conflict with each other. It's all a part of being me, I guess.
I am a Scorpio. I have been told that I am "stereotypically" Scorpio and apparently this is a bad thing.
My ex (the one mentioned above) says that I should come with a warning label and instruction manual.
I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. If you see me wearing a tie, then it's likely that somebody has died. If you see me wearing a kilt, don't ask me what's beneath it unless you want me to make a crude remark. ;)
I really don't like discussing politics, but if you must know, my leanings are more aligned with the Libertarian party than anything else.
Everybody seems to want to assume from my appearance that I smoke weed. I do not. Alcohol, particularly beer, is my poison of choice. However I do advocate legalizing weed.
I am a casual sports fan. In baseball, I like the Red Sox, the WVU Mountaineers in college football, the Vikings in pro football, and the Parramatta Eels in rugby league (Australian NRL).
I like Germanic paganism (although I am not a practicing pagan), beer, BDSM, metal shows, rare steak, guns, muscle cars, drums, old pick-up trucks, jeeps, Linux, NetBSD, UNIX, snakes, your mom, intelligent conversation, and sometimes even downright stupid conversation.
I do most of my work from home. Since the workplace seems to be the most common place for people to meet new people and make new friends, I'm kind of cheated in that regard. I'm sure that it probably contributes to my social awkwardness, as well.
I am stubborn, loyal, and a complete smartass.