1.) I work a corporate job, 9-5 riding a cubicle towards insanity as a computer programmer.
2.) I'm not poor, but my criteria for that is just that I don't HAVE to eat Ramen every night...
3.) I'm amazing in bed. Seriously, I could sleep through an earthquake, it's a skill to be proud of.
4.) I play video games. I know this can be a sore spot for some, but deal with it. It does not prevent me from seeing my friends, bathing, cleaning my house, going to work.... It just gives me a legal way to shoot obnoxious teenagers, and come on, who doesn't want to do that from time to time?
5.) I will eventually take over the world, it's inevitable.
6.) I like numbered lists.
7.) I'm a Virgo...and have no idea what that is supposed to mean.