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22 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:39am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A nerd, and much like yourself, an ongoing researcher of the human condition. I'm ever thirsty for knowledge, both practical and theoretical. I love nothing more than being told I'm wrong, as so I may adjust my variable. Rebuke me well, and I may kiss you. Nod silently in agreement with every word I utter, and you'll be unlikely to grow accustomed to my face.

I find that we're all born scientists, but it seems academia attempts to beat the love of learning out of us. Products of the machine we are, and appropriate for polite society in public...

But in private, we're all still alive inside and on the internet. The internet is an explosion comparable only to the Big Bang. So sudden and all encompassing, yet cannot be physically touched (beyond server farms and data-centers). We convey our emotions, arts, and assertions on here, and forever they'll be etched into this allegorical world.

I am but a young man. Capable of bouts of insight and idiocy and everything in between.

And I'd like to discuss stuff with you.

What I’m doing with my life
-School; software engineering major.
-Video gaming (!)
-Making sense of our universe, and seeing what small changes I can implement.
I’m really good at
"Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something." (Jake, the Dog).

I'm really good at quoting and providing citations, among other innate, student things.

Video games? My hobby and passion and likely cause of death.

Building/repairing/maintaining computers.

Pirating software & media.

Writing short stories to prove points. Explaining complex ideas with short, analogous statements. Reviews, riddles... Poetry? Not since high school.
The first things people usually notice about me
Long hair and skinny jeans. Or perhaps my itty bitty convertible. Thanks, Engineering!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask, but here are musical genres:

-Classic Rock
-Indie Rock
-Complex Electronic (lol, complextro)
-House music
-Parody songs (Weird Al and such)
-Anything particularly good
The six things I could never do without
Remote car keys (you never know how much you need the clicker until the battery dies)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gaming, politics, and why people do the things they do.

Urban Exploring. Got abandoned building?

Classism, and the effect of stratification on humans and wealth.

But most of all? The history of the world, how it has affected us... And how it will effect us later.
I'm always on the cutting edge of ancient history!

You've heard it before, but we are the universe experiencing its self... And we know it. Think about it for a moment. Its humbling. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe a rave, but probably a LAN party.

Or reading, as much as I love the touch and feel of a real book... When I can download thousands in a minute or two off of the internet... And shove them up my iphone... No contest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At this point in my life, I don't have any desire to pursue anyone at all.

But if you find me cute or interesting, you're welcome to pursue me.

It's 2014, so come enjoy switched gender roles or find someone who isn't me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're a girl:
-You'd like to hang out, share intoxicants and play video games.
-You'd prefer to chase a boy, over waiting for one to chase you.
-You know what an erogenous area is, and where to find them.
If you're a guy:
-You're slender and feminine; I ain't looking for a macho man, rather a pretty boy.
-You lack facial hair.
Anyone applicable:
-You're a computer programmer like me and want to be rich together!