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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:31pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name is Tom, I work full time for a financial services company as an IT guy. I love Martial Arts, but am not the cage fighting type, though I have helped train a few of them. All the schools I checked out for college did not have any degrees listed for dictatorship, so I settled for business systems analysis in IT. I believe it's only a matter of time before I am the ruler of a small country. I also enjoy going to comic con, and went for the first time in July (or was it June?) 2014. I am a mild Sci fi fan, depending on who you ask, and love all things Seth McFarlane and many other adult humored cartoon shows.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, school, and fun when there's time...
I’m really good at
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Martial arts, video games, computers, and being a good friend...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, and my knot of long hair, especially if I let it down...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I really only read factual books. Got quite a few books on brazilian Jiu jitsu, ninjutsu, and a few of Bruce Lee's books.

I enjoy most comedies, sci-fi, documentaries, and, of course, martial arts movies.
Office Space
Family Guy
American dad
Rick and Morty
The Simpsons
Star Trek
Star Wars
Battlestar Galactica
The Regular Show
Adventure Time
Doctor Who

I'm not too adventurous with food. I get all my fruit and veggie needs in a smoothie every morning, then have various meats throughout the day to satisfy my carnivorous needs. I splurge once in awhile, but being in shape is important to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family and Friends
2. Martial Arts
3. People to meet/communicate with

Nothing else that isn't superficial...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Martial arts, technology, and what if the hokey pokey is what it's all about? ...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Responding to the bat signal ... Or naked... Sometimes both...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am known to abruptly interrupt conversations by shouting "Science!" at relevant points. Sometimes it is just fun to say without need...
You should message me if
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You want to be part of my dictatorship team of minions...