ATTRACTION, or lack thereof, is the immediate and undeniable, often intangible response to empirical evidence (photo). INTEREST, as its by-product, is elicited through further investigation (profile). ACTION, as is manifested through contact by email, is the result of the realization, but not to the exclusion of concession and ensuing implementation, that "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts." POTENTIAL is acquired through the exchange of phone numbers and possible subsequent follow-up. SUCCESS is achieved through MUTUAL sensibility, enduring respect, continual imagination, and extemporaneous application of the aforementioned, ad infinitum.

Subject (me), as diagnosed by self-proclaimed experts/friends:

1. ACUTE and irreversible Aphasia, minus the brain lesion.
2. Highly irregular territorial inclinations, with respect to her DSM-IV-TR and DS Lite.
3. Intense and irrepressible agitation, vis a' vis, all victims of myopia, including patients stricken with
"Yellow Fever," obstreperous sycophants, unctuous lotharios, puerile milquetoasts.
and prey of the Republican Party.
4. Atypical appetite for Dave Chapelle and The History Channel.
5. Proclivity toward late night sugar attacks, musically induced, particularly by Antonio Jobim,
Leonard Bernstein, Puccini, classic TLC, Snoop Dogg, and anything with heavy hitting bass.
6. Obliquity in fervor to swap places with those in dire need of a respite from life's inevitable hardships or
with the DD who conveniently forgot he was the evening's DD.
7. With the arch of an eyebrow, can cause a NON-Chargers linebacker to soil himself (...certain
exceptions may apply).

* Achilles Heel - Palpable and intrinsic love of Epistemology, Gnoseology, and bulldogs. (Please refer
to Webster's Third New International Dictionary for further details.)

Currently conducting clinical trials for specialists possessing of the following:

1. Affinity for nitrous oxide, aka. "laughing gas." Must be inclined toward amusement not repudiation
when she frequently presents with obtuse non sequiturs.
2. Compliance and not reticence toward her blunted acoustic impairment, due to the heavy-hitting base
as previously mentioned.
3. Equal ardor in the pursuit of the obliteration of bigotry and static thought.
4. Extreme threshold for discomfort, sure to be challenged when she exhibits, absit omen, the occasional
particularity, such as tenacity, intolerance, diffidence (archaic use), iconoclasm.
5. Adept confabulator with chutzpah or a laissez faire attitude, dependent upon subject matter.
6. Proclivity towards the animal kingdom "et hoc genus omne."
** EOE. Personal neuroses welcome.

... AFTER reading all this, you know not to assume I don't have an equally owned childish side!