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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 4
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Post grad
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I joined on a whim to spite whoever does those e-Harmony ads and because I was almost in danger of actually keeping up with my social network profiles. One day, perhaps, I will pull myself away from either the usual work or the usual distractions to put up something 'meaningful' and 'intriguing,' but for now I'm looking for new people to meet. I'm finally done with school and ready (and excited) to start my "real" life. More to come later, for all of these, as I feel moved.

But I really am bad when it comes to writing about myself.

I am vaguely geeky, highly social, and President Bartlett
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working ten hour days, procrastinating, spending too much time and money out with friends, and repeating the whole process. It's a grand life that I do try to appreciate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying a tie, playing with regression coefficients, explaining German philosophy, pretending I'm less busy than I actually am, and listening. And proofreading. I am the word killer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My exotic appeal (English teeth and the remains of my Aussie accent when drinking), boyish good looks (I still get carded for anything you can get carded for), wealth of knowledge (mostly the kind of thing you can learn from the trivia section at the bookstore), and how easy I am to chat with (actually, I'm told that one at least is pretty spot on).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh boy, where to begin? In no particular order, Moulin Rouge, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Love Actually, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Kill Bill, Don Juan DeMarco, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Titus, Serenity, Troy, Punch Drunk Love . . . among others.

Books are a longer list. The highlights: Dante, Catch-22, Greek Tragedy, Heinlein, Herodotus, Thucydides, and bunches of stuff on Hegel, with the occasional science fiction/fantasy pulp thrown in (if it can make me think--Terry Pratchett, for example).

I love all kinds of music done well, and pretty much the same can be said for food. But I do have a weakness for Indian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laughter
2. Work
3. Play
4. Gin
5. A challenge
6. The weekend
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either furiously finishing the latest assignment for work, or (now less likely) making plans to spend time with my friends somewhere or another. With a few exceptions, avoiding the pretentiousness (and the pretentious anti-pretentiousness) of DC.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pretty much anything you're willing to ask here. But you have to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we could have fun talking. Or if there's something I've left out that you want to know. Please have at least one bad habit.