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31 M Bar Harbor, ME

My Details

Last Online
Apr 2
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Alright, no more sassy sarcasm or joking around. I'm thirty, and I'm boring a heck. I like to read, I like to spend time with my cat and my friends, and I like it when everything goes smoothly. I work at a Motel so I spend most of my time listening to whiny baby problems, and I am very good at it. I'm a good listener, and a good thinker.

I can and will dance.

I'm a total geek, and I like being silly. I've done a LOT of moving around the country and am trying to settle down in the best place I've found thus far.

I would describe myself as: intelligent, funny, loyal, stubborn, gullible, shy, empathic, gentle, thoughtful and slow.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on leveraging a lifetime of experience into a career I can be proud of.
I’m really good at
Hmmmm. Well, I'm a lot stronger than I look, being tall, so I am REALLY good at carrying stuff.

I am REALLY good at playing the guitar.

I am REALLY good at writing.

I am REALLY good at listening and figuring out what people are really saying and understanding people.

I am REALLY GOOD at video games, and that's now that I don't even care about them much! Seriously. Freaky mutant good. I am a 30th century man.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am much taller than them. Then they ask me if I play basketball. (OK, so this is the one answer I did not delete and rewrite because it's too true to change.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite books are 'Trout Fishing in America' by Richard Brautigan, 'the Phantom Tollbooth' by Norton Jester, 'Watership Down' by Richard Adams, 'Stardust' by Neil Gaiman, 'Madame Bovary' by Gustuv Flaubert, 'Half-Asleep in Frog Pajamas' by Tom Robbins and 'Slaughterhouse 5' by Kurt Vonnegut.

Comics: 'The Invisibles' by Grant Morrison. 'The Invisibles' by Grant Morrison. 'Promethea' by Alan Moore. 'Transmetropolitan' by Warren Ellis. 'The Filth' by Grant Morrison. 'The Invisibles' by Grant Morrison. Grant Morrison. GRANT MORRISON! :P

Movies... 'Six-String Samurai', 'Schizopolis', 'Super Troopers', 'the Royal Tenenbaums', 'Snatch', 'Mirrormask', 'An American Astronaut', 'the Signal', 'Fido', and 'Dawn of the Dead' (the remake; yes, I said it, it's better).

I have a passionate love affair with music and she is my ice cold red hot bitch mistress. She ties me up and drags me down the street while all the neighbours are watching and wondering whether to take photos or call the cops. Here's some examples:

Arcade Fire, Blackalicious, Cheap Trick, Daft Punk, Everclear, Fugazi,
Grand Buffet, Harvey Danger, Iggy Pop, Jurassic 5, Kronos Quartet. Ladytron, Metric, Nick Cave, Oasis, Propellerheads, Queen, Todd Rundgren, the Shins, the Tragically Hip, Underworld, Violent Femmes, the Who, goddamn letter x (never really dug x the band or x-ray specs), Yo La Tengo and Frank Zappa. Wheeeee!

food... to be honest, I'm not an epicurean. I'll eat literally anything and probably a lot of it, including your friend and her date's left-overs if we're out on a double-date and they leave early. I cook a lot and generally know what I'm doing; for example, if I am making spaghetti the first choice I have to deal with is what kind of wine to use.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just... just everything. My mind races like Dale Earnhardt, including the unexpected crashes.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't do crowded bars. I do not like cramped noisy spaces. I'm game for literally anything else, and I'm not a total jerkass; sometimes I just put on my game face and go out with people for drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit that I don't give out private information on the internet!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You should message me if you'd like to meet a new person. Pretty simple stuff, folks.