Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello world. I like mammals
and thick stockings
. I have a tan in
burn in the winter, and gorgeously goofy puppies
all year round.
As typical of many engineer types, I prefer verbally explicit
, use words as
descriptors rather than value judgements, fall into problem-solving
too easily, and am comfortable with
Do not take a lack of response personally - I go through periods
where I don't log in to OKCupid for months, and then I'll be on for
days at a time.
I am talented, curious, and intellectual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to travel. Then I got a mortgage and a fixer-upper. I'm sure
I'll say that was a great trade-off in 20 years. Until then, I'll
be itching for cheaper adventures!
I hang out with ebullient, playful, self-aware people while
, and performing random
acts of kindness. I am often found around other geek-types, with
sunny smiles and mischevious sparkling eyes who want to change the
world for the better.
I have two far-too-cute-for-my-own-good dogs
. At home, the older one is often found
coaxing inanimate objects to play
with him, and the younger one is often
found getting into something he shouldn't. They are so Dog. Much
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
, fixing systems
(stems from the eating),
making bad puns, honing my l33t monkey
skillz, entertaining myself,
acquiring odd talents, and finding pennies on the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short and traditional-looking. I have long hair and glasses.
Empirical testing reveals that people also think I'm personable,
calming, confident, reliable, honest, intimidating, knowledgeable,
Recently, a coworker I admire introduced me as, "This is
$my_real_name. She's awesome!" That made me giggle and made my day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: I love quiet reading time even though I
don't make as much time for it as I would like to.
: Though I am pop culture
challenged, I'm starting to love Last Week Tonight.
Foods & Beverages
: the yummy
kinds with calories. My regular diet
is approximately 3/4 veggies & 1/4 protein; my favorite
beverage is clean water.
: I have developed a taste for Hyperbole and a
though I am behind for both.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My social support system
The first few layers of Maslow's hierarchy
Something interesting to learn
Joints that mostly work (Thanks Dr Tanya!)
Peaceful naps in the sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(AWS, Python, ruby, how
more technical diagrams should include the color pink), home
repair/remodeling, how to get more fit
without getting The Look from my
physical therapist, logical/relational patterns
, how to simplify my life
, and anything
else that catches my fancy. I am more of a generalist
than a specialist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning with dance music on, remodeling, people or dog wrangling,
getting to bed early, heading out on a road trip. But mostly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
None of the below are private. They're just a collection of facts I
didn't know where else to put.
sees the world not in black and white but in technicolor,
full of wondrous discoveries just barely tucked out of sight.
really make sense until I hit multi-variable calculus, and
sense if I understand the math
I am more of a bad-girl-gone-good
I am scared of heights, rock climb
, and have skydived.
I have a pragmatic
outside and a squishy, closet-romantic
I often experience synesthesia
while reading code, and
come with an operating manual
. While I love
and will always love
, I work to live, not live to work.
I leave them better than I found
I get unreasonably tongue-tied around curvy, confident women
, and I'm far more shy
than I seem.
I'm about a Kinsey 4.5 and on the homoromantic side, with a bias
towards any gender queers.
You should message me if
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You are also a fun-loving kinky queer looking for friends or more,
and you have something to say! Altruism, compassion, integrity,
humor, and a positive outlook are all welcome :)
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